Feb 27, 2005 23:32
This is another journey into the mind of Andrew at work. The following events actually happened. Well, not in "real" life but what is real life anyway. I mean whose to say that all of this isnt one big daydream. Basically what happened was this. So there I was on break eating ice cream. It was delicious ice cream, mint chocolate chip with just the right amount of big chocolate chunks. Absolutely delicious! Then i got cold. I got very cold and the sugar started kicking in. Break was over and i had to go back to work cold and hyper. I started dancing and singing the Stevie Wonder son that was playing over the speakers. Customers were staring and i was laughing and looking crazy as ever. Just as i was almost done pulling little jello boxes forward an inescapable day dream came on. I thought about the ice cream and the sugar and caffein.
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I started to going crazy like the hulk when somebody pisses him off. I was mad with power and hyperness. I was running through the store screaming at the top of my lungs, "ICE CREAM, MUST HAVE ICE CREAM!!!" I started throwing old ladies over and searching through their carts for my fix. When it wasnt there i got even more furious and threw the carts over. Entire shelves were being pushed over in my frantic search for ice cream. I finally reached the ice cream cooler. Instead of opening in i smashed the glass and grabbed carton after carton of ice cream ripping open the tops and grabbing a huge handful only to shove it in my face. I was covered in the sweet sticky treat. It was so cold but i could not stop until i had eaten all of the ice cream. The store was burning and my family and friends were on the news saying how i was such a good kid growing up and that they didnt know what had happened. The police were there trying to persuade me to stop but i couldnt i was mad with power, power and a craving i could not cure. Suddenly the effects of eating too much of something cold too fast hit me. It was the big one, the biggest brain-freeze the world had ever seen. The madness came to a screaching halt. Where was I? What happened? Why does my head hurt? These were all questions i could not and would not answer. The horror was over but i could not stop thinking what if this happens again? What if next time its worse?