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[soulshine8806]

I loved Washington D.C.! We went to th natural history smithsonian and saw a bunch of dinosaurs and a mummy and a flawless crystal ball thing the hope diamond and a lot more. Our tour guide, Th Flash, was a joke. I'll be happy if i never see that man again. ont the last day we hit him with snowballs and stole his hat. It was awesome. He got us lost once or twice and we were late to a lot of things and i think he may have been half retarded. Every time we pasased by something on the bus he would mention it but a lot of times he would point out something that wasnt important like the cleaning crew after the innaugeration when there was an enormous old fountain on the other side. He would also make us look on the wrong side. I couldn't stand that man. The innaugeration was cool besides the fact that Bush was the one being sworn in. I got felt up a lot by security people and that was a hoot. Quite a few sharp shooters and Uncle Sam. Steven and I hung out the whole trip which was cool because we havent really seen each other much throughout high school. There was this crazy anti-abortionist guy who yelled at us. he was yelling soumething like "Is that what you want, more dead babies?!?!" and of course being the smart ass I am i had to shout too. Me and steven started screaming "Yeah!!!! More dead babies!!! WOOOOO!!!". The the guy got really excited he shouted over his megaphone "Yeah. this is our future right here, THESE SICK FUCKING QUEERS!!!!". We all laughed at him and yelled a dead baby joke back. then he proceeded to call every woman a whore saying that they'll spread their legs for any man who comes along and we laughed and these two very nice ladies in front of us were just in shock and a little pissed off. But as Mrs. Brown says, "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on". I love that woman.We all had a fun time and at lunch one day we met this oriental guy who lured us into to his food stand by yelling "YUMMY YUMMY!" It was really funny and Mrs. Brown got a picture of him giving a thumbs up. The only part that really sucked was spending 2 1/2 hours at Arlington cemetary. It's a cool place i guess but we stayed there far too long and everyone was freezing. I met this chick at our hotel from Kalamazoo. She was pretty cute and we hung out quite a bit. The last day was the best because we had a huge snowball fight outside at the FDR memorial site. I hit Mrs. Brown a couple times and me and Jacey got into a fight. I won of course! Then the night came and we had an all nighter and it was definately crazy to say the least. You have to see the pictures to know what I mean. I did a strip dance and almost got caught by another schools parent straddling Erin. All-in-all I had a great time. Oh yeah I almost forgot I left my cell phone in the hotel and my mom called and a cleaning lady answered so I guess they're sending it back. Oh well. On monday I took the day off of school for personal reflection. That and I was really freakin tired. As I have said over and over again, BUS SLEEP ISNT QUALITY SLEEP! Good times in D.C.

"YUMMY! YUMMY!"
~The Yummy Yummy Guy~