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TOP REASONS HANUKKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Hanukkah Special."
Eight days of presents (well... in theory, anyway).
You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
More elephants in the Hanukkah story.
No need to clean the chimney.
There's no latke-nog.
No roof damage from reindeer.
Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe.
Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones.
You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
Betting Hanukkah gelt (money) on candle races.
You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus.
No barking dog version of "I had a Little Dreidel."
Naked spin-the-dreidel games.
No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
Fun waxy buildup.
No awkward explanations of virgin birth.
Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
Cheer optional.
No Irving Berlin songs.
You can't be nailed to the menorah.
There's no "Kathy Lee Gifford Hanukkah Special."
Eight days of presents (well... in theory, anyway).
You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
More elephants in the Hanukkah story.
No need to clean the chimney.
There's no latke-nog.
No roof damage from reindeer.
Dance of the Sugar-Plum Rebbe.
Burl Ives doesn't sing Hanukkah songs.
Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones.
You won't be pressured to buy Hanukkah Seals.
Betting Hanukkah gelt (money) on candle races.
You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
Yes, Rivka'le, there is no Santa Claus.
No barking dog version of "I had a Little Dreidel."
Naked spin-the-dreidel games.
No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
Fun waxy buildup.
No awkward explanations of virgin birth.
Latkes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
Cheer optional.
No Irving Berlin songs.
You can't be nailed to the menorah.