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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I pushed starstwinkle in the mud (-17 points). In February I punched jesslikewhoa in the arm (-10 points). In August on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In November I helped yapipie hide a body (-173 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-246 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
SoulSeer