Medieval Or Something Like It - Adam/Claire - Part 2
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Crossposted at heroes-fic,saltandsaffron,unbreakable-fic,claireadam
Title: Medieval Or Something Like It
Author: force-oblique
Rating/Genre: PG/{Slightly Humorous or just silly}
Disclaimer: I dont own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Adam/Claire + OSC
Word Count: In Progress , this part:780
Summary: Adam and Claire are dating and decide to go away for the weekend.That was fun! Breaking the news to Nathan and Peter, now that was a bitch!
Author's Notes:It's a challenge reply, so I guess it's not exactly what I would normally write.It's my first humor fic. But I had fun writing this part!lol It's unbetaed so please be gentle.
*OSC:Other Show Characters
*The sentences that are underlined are those requested in the challenge
Medieval Or Something Like It - Part Two
Adam stared at her amused. He put his hand on her shoulder.
“Oh, come on! Don’t be such a girlie! We are immortal for God’s sake!”
She turned away from his touch with burning eyes and exhaled.
“Both my fathers are dangerous, Adam, you know that! They are not shoes-salesmen! They know about this stuff!
And I swear to God, if you ever call me girlie again, I’ll make you see I can be dangerous too!”
He gave a small laugh, not sure if he could get away with it, so he flashed his number one smile at her.
“I can’t believe you are overreacting like that. Just like…”
“Just like my father? And I can't believe you acted so stupid. You are 400 years old, you are supposed to be wiser than me and I am wise enough to acknowledge, it was a stupid thing to do!”
She looked in his eyes again.
“You just told him that you are 400 and I am only 17, what did you expect?”
“Well, a bit more civilized behaviour perhaps? We are all adults!”
“Not all!” Claire reminded him.
He swallowed.
“Well…I am sure you are legal in some…state?” he winked.
“Yeah, sure! Thailand? The Phillipines?” she answered flatly.
“Haha! So now I am a child molester, am i?” he joked.
“You could be!” she teased him with a sparkle in her eyes. He could almost fall in love with her all over again.
“Anyways, boy would I love to see the expression on Nathan’s face when you told him that! It must have been priceless!”
“Oh, it was!” he indulged her.
“And him grabbing me by the throat and levitating all around the living room- which is a big room I’m telling you!- was even more priceless. It was a Kodak moment!”
Claire giggled.
“Oh my God! He did that? Baby, are you ok?” she said as she instinctively touched Adam’s neck as if to trace the marks that she knew wouldn’t be there.
“Yeah, I heal fast, remember? He smiled at her “Even faster than you!” he said brushing her cheek with his thumb.
“Thank God, Peter helped me out though, because choking isn’t a very good way to die, even for a little while!”
He paused as he saw her giggle and shot her a stern look.
“Don’t laugh, I swear my eyes might have popped out of their sockets before Peter helped. I wish I had super strength.”
“Yeah, that would have been cool. So did my father apologize?” Claire naively asked.
“You are kidding, right? It was then that I found the opportunity to run up the stairs to your room. I locked the door behind me, didn’t you see?” he mouthed.
“Peter may still be trying to calm Nathan down, for all I know!”.
Claire’s eyes went huge.
“What? But you came in here so cool and relaxed. I thought everything was okay, that you’ve fixed this!” she protested.
“Claire, I’m an immortal, I am not an animal tamer nor suicidal- if that were possible- let’s just assume I am not a masochist either, please?"
"I’m telling you there’s an animal in the living room.” He finished.
But giving it a second thought, he added.
“At least I hope he is still in the living room!”
“Oh, God! What are we going to do?”
“Pray?” Adam suggested with a grin.
“Come, on! We can’t let Nathan catch us!" she complained.
"He’ll lock me up for the rest of his life! And he is still quite young, you know!” she threatened him.
“I’ll wait for you!” he tittered as he gave her a tap on the shoulder.
“Oh, seriously! You are hilarious!” Claire shot him the angry looks he loved again.
“So, I am listening, what are going to do?”
A thud on the door and screaming made things worse, urgent and their eyes grow wide in terror.
“Omg, did you hear that? It’s dad!” Claire said as she gestured Adam to go silent.
Nathan and Peter were audible in the corridor just outside Claire’s door.
”No! Nathan you are not thinking straight! Just take a breath, take a step back to keep perspective!” Peter suggested.
“Oh,I’ll take a step on him! I’ve got perspective and it’s something like that:Get him, break him, bag him!” Nathan was furious.
“No Nathan please!”
Adam and Claire exchanged a frightened look as Claire opened the window of her room with shaky hands…
“You are not suggesting…?” Adam whispered, in denial.
Claire just shrugged.
“Do you have a better idea? We have to leave and it sure as hell can’t happen through that door!”
Adam sighed.
“Oh, Claire….The Things I do for love!” he let out as he moved forward taking her hand.
“It’s like bloody Shakespeare all over again! And I didn’t even like him! Whiny bastard!”
“Shut up!” Claire shouted!
“You know this will hurt me as much as it will hurt you!”
She glared at him making faces.
“Just shut up and jump!”
~ End of Part Two ~
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Crossposted at heroes-fic,saltandsaffron,unbreakable-fic,claireadam
Title: Medieval Or Something Like It
Author: force-oblique
Rating/Genre: PG/{Slightly Humorous or just silly}
Disclaimer: I dont own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Adam/Claire + OSC
Word Count: In Progress , this part:780
Summary: Adam and Claire are dating and decide to go away for the weekend.That was fun! Breaking the news to Nathan and Peter, now that was a bitch!
Author's Notes:It's a challenge reply, so I guess it's not exactly what I would normally write.It's my first humor fic. But I had fun writing this part!lol It's unbetaed so please be gentle.
*OSC:Other Show Characters
*The sentences that are underlined are those requested in the challenge
Medieval Or Something Like It - Part Two
Adam stared at her amused. He put his hand on her shoulder.
“Oh, come on! Don’t be such a girlie! We are immortal for God’s sake!”
She turned away from his touch with burning eyes and exhaled.
“Both my fathers are dangerous, Adam, you know that! They are not shoes-salesmen! They know about this stuff!
And I swear to God, if you ever call me girlie again, I’ll make you see I can be dangerous too!”
He gave a small laugh, not sure if he could get away with it, so he flashed his number one smile at her.
“I can’t believe you are overreacting like that. Just like…”
“Just like my father? And I can't believe you acted so stupid. You are 400 years old, you are supposed to be wiser than me and I am wise enough to acknowledge, it was a stupid thing to do!”
She looked in his eyes again.
“You just told him that you are 400 and I am only 17, what did you expect?”
“Well, a bit more civilized behaviour perhaps? We are all adults!”
“Not all!” Claire reminded him.
He swallowed.
“Well…I am sure you are legal in some…state?” he winked.
“Yeah, sure! Thailand? The Phillipines?” she answered flatly.
“Haha! So now I am a child molester, am i?” he joked.
“You could be!” she teased him with a sparkle in her eyes. He could almost fall in love with her all over again.
“Anyways, boy would I love to see the expression on Nathan’s face when you told him that! It must have been priceless!”
“Oh, it was!” he indulged her.
“And him grabbing me by the throat and levitating all around the living room- which is a big room I’m telling you!- was even more priceless. It was a Kodak moment!”
Claire giggled.
“Oh my God! He did that? Baby, are you ok?” she said as she instinctively touched Adam’s neck as if to trace the marks that she knew wouldn’t be there.
“Yeah, I heal fast, remember? He smiled at her “Even faster than you!” he said brushing her cheek with his thumb.
“Thank God, Peter helped me out though, because choking isn’t a very good way to die, even for a little while!”
He paused as he saw her giggle and shot her a stern look.
“Don’t laugh, I swear my eyes might have popped out of their sockets before Peter helped. I wish I had super strength.”
“Yeah, that would have been cool. So did my father apologize?” Claire naively asked.
“You are kidding, right? It was then that I found the opportunity to run up the stairs to your room. I locked the door behind me, didn’t you see?” he mouthed.
“Peter may still be trying to calm Nathan down, for all I know!”.
Claire’s eyes went huge.
“What? But you came in here so cool and relaxed. I thought everything was okay, that you’ve fixed this!” she protested.
“Claire, I’m an immortal, I am not an animal tamer nor suicidal- if that were possible- let’s just assume I am not a masochist either, please?"
"I’m telling you there’s an animal in the living room.” He finished.
But giving it a second thought, he added.
“At least I hope he is still in the living room!”
“Oh, God! What are we going to do?”
“Pray?” Adam suggested with a grin.
“Come, on! We can’t let Nathan catch us!" she complained.
"He’ll lock me up for the rest of his life! And he is still quite young, you know!” she threatened him.
“I’ll wait for you!” he tittered as he gave her a tap on the shoulder.
“Oh, seriously! You are hilarious!” Claire shot him the angry looks he loved again.
“So, I am listening, what are going to do?”
A thud on the door and screaming made things worse, urgent and their eyes grow wide in terror.
“Omg, did you hear that? It’s dad!” Claire said as she gestured Adam to go silent.
Nathan and Peter were audible in the corridor just outside Claire’s door.
”No! Nathan you are not thinking straight! Just take a breath, take a step back to keep perspective!” Peter suggested.
“Oh,I’ll take a step on him! I’ve got perspective and it’s something like that:Get him, break him, bag him!” Nathan was furious.
“No Nathan please!”
Adam and Claire exchanged a frightened look as Claire opened the window of her room with shaky hands…
“You are not suggesting…?” Adam whispered, in denial.
Claire just shrugged.
“Do you have a better idea? We have to leave and it sure as hell can’t happen through that door!”
Adam sighed.
“Oh, Claire….The Things I do for love!” he let out as he moved forward taking her hand.
“It’s like bloody Shakespeare all over again! And I didn’t even like him! Whiny bastard!”
“Shut up!” Claire shouted!
“You know this will hurt me as much as it will hurt you!”
She glared at him making faces.
“Just shut up and jump!”
~ End of Part Two ~
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