Nov 21, 2004 23:16
It's 2 in the morning. I don't know why, but for some reason it's telling me I'm posting this at 11:16...but I'm not. It's 2 in the morning. Life is bad. The world is mean. Right now, everything I know is trying to hurt me. I don't like it...not one little bit. And oh yeah, Dr. Ma has a tiny Asian penis. There, I said it. I feel 1% better now.
I also hate drugs. They, too, have tiny Asian penises.
Somehow, that didn't help quite as much...the world is still defecating in my mouth, and God is still playing jokes on me...I GET IT, BIG GUY!
How do I keep my sense of humor when I'm upset with everything?