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Oct 08, 2010 12:15

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[That's a very uncharacteristic grin Umi's flashing at the camera: a lot like the one those who know her will identify as her teasing one, but ten times more mischievous and, obviously, FLIRTY.]

...I've always said this place makes us put off IMPORTANT STUFF, but really! Talk about not paying attention to things that matter. Looks like ( Read more... )

come and get it, what she gets for ignoring romance, halp, wtf city, lust, someone stop her, brb feeling sexy, hot stuff, she'll hate herself come midnight, about to regret this forever, so much for clueless, wishing ascot was around, seven deadly sins, sorry presea, mun is going to hell, teen hormones blazing, sexy tiemz, ...dear god, oh clee~eef

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thuggincornrows October 8 2010, 16:34:05 UTC
Well damn, why don't you just tell the whole damn city yo dildos ran out of batteries?

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soulofocean October 8 2010, 16:35:28 UTC
Sorry, Riley. I'd ask for a translation! But then again this isn't kiddy business...

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thuggincornrows October 8 2010, 16:55:35 UTC
Yeah yeah, I heard all that shit before.

A dildo is a tool used by women for... self-gratification and all I'm sayin' is you might be in dire need of one right now. So you need to stop. Go to the store. Get one. And stop talkin' crazy, you trippin'.

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1/3 soulofocean October 8 2010, 16:58:31 UTC
Wh-?? A... MACHINE?? For-?! [Those are... emergency measures. To say the least.]

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2/3 soulofocean October 8 2010, 16:58:54 UTC
EWWWWWWWW--- What kind of TWISTED stuff is that?? Do some women actually buy stuff like those things??

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3/3 soulofocean October 8 2010, 16:59:33 UTC
AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D BE ONE OF THEM!? Like you'd get anything of what not having a boyfriend for a year and a darn HALF means when you're sixteen!!

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thuggincornrows October 8 2010, 17:04:25 UTC
[Insert chuckling.]

Alright alright, so it seems like you're not completely gone yet. You still have some of your humanity and decency.

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soulofocean October 8 2010, 17:05:54 UTC
What I lack is a damn BOYFRIEND. A person. I don't want any--!! ...kinky substitutes...

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thuggincornrows October 8 2010, 17:21:52 UTC
You ever thought that maybe once you get a boyfriend it would just complicate shit for you? I mean look where you is, you think you in the perfect situation to even have a boyfriend? That's probably why you been holdin' off on it fo' so long. If you wanted one you coulda just threw yourself out there and got one by now.

Start thinkin' witcho head instead of yo clitoris, damn.

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1/2 soulofocean October 8 2010, 17:57:08 UTC
Problem is... I've BEEN THERE. I've tried the whole put other things before a guy in your life approach. It didn't work! So much for letting other things come first! I'm letting my best years go away like this!

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2/2 soulofocean October 8 2010, 17:57:32 UTC
---and why am I discussing this kind of stuff with a KID?? If your brother happened to be aged-up for good then MAYBE THEN we'd be talking!

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