Mar 17, 2009 13:21
[Voice]
THIS IS GROSS. It's all I'm gonna say. If the weirdos thought it a cute prank then so sorry to disappoint, but nothing else this place throws at us can freak me out anymore. Just how difficult was it to keep things a little less yucky?? EW. Beer's disgusting. GREEN beer's just overkill.
Little piece of advise? DON'T MAKE YOUR MORNING COFFEE BEFORE GETTING A GOOD LOOK AT WHAT'S COMING OUT OF THE FAUCETS. Drink milk or whatever floats your boat. It'd be clever to stay out of the bathroom too. I'm not gonna say what that shower almost became.
Soooooo... I've been doing the dishes, washing my hair... WITH MAGIC. I can't believe what this stupid curse is making me do BUT IF ANYONE NEEDS ACTUAL WATER, 100% H2O, just shout, alright...? I'll get you some.
I should take personal offense for this, DEITIES.
HONEST.
crap and it's green,
not the water,
i'm underage for heck's sake,
booze sucks,
ew,
y'messing with my element