Sep 08, 2009 13:01
[Accidental Audio]
---ff me! I can't believe these things!! [The background for such angry yells are violent crashing sounds as several objects are knocked onto the floor. Clearly this is a fierce struggle.] WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU!?
---Nn-! Let go of my hair!!
[A louder blow as a seemingly larger weight is toppled, then the communicator switches to video as it hits the floor.] I'll teach you to jump people, you little-!!
[Accidental Switch to Video]
[We're treated to the sight of a trashed bedroom where Umi is being assailed by an army of vicious teddy bears. They're seemingly hellbent on bullying her. Her sword is out and, despite it's obvious she can't see, her accuracy is rather impressive: one of the crazed toys leaps toward her and she swords it in mid-air.]
Are you guys done yet!? Or do you want me to--- Ooof!
[Sadly the plushies have the advantage of number: they quickly dog pile on Umi, as more of them come out of the windows, until all we can see is a large mound of plush toys and no Water Knight anymore. This lasts for only a minute before a blue glow comes out of the bottom of the pile. The most observant watchers will notice some of the teddy bears start turning white with frost. A second later the image is blotted out by an explosion of blue light.]
Koori no Yaiba---!!
[As the camera recovers its focus we see, past a layer of frost, pieces of flying stuffing and severed teddy bear limbs lying around the room, frozen. Umi sounds out of breath but accomplished, sword still in hand.]
Now WHO ELSE wants a piece of the blind girl!?
[End Video]
credit goes to sasuke,
eff you city,
wtf is going on,
killer plushies whut,
feeling like home by now,
...get out,
no magic knight behavior,
rly beat the stuffin' outta these,
let's take you apart and see