Overheard on the West Side
Setting: Convenience store, Wednesday after work
Guy 1, on lunch counter stool: "I'm going to send you back to Jordan, where they'll chop off your head, do all kinds of things."
Guy 2, working counter: "I'm going to send YOU back to ... Italy. I'm going to send you back to ... where is it that you come from?
Guy 1: "There's a little island called Sicily ..."
Guy 1, on lunch counter stool: "I'm going to send you back to Jordan, where they'll chop off your head, do all kinds of things."
Guy 2, working counter: "I'm going to send YOU back to ... Italy. I'm going to send you back to ... where is it that you come from?
Guy 1: "There's a little island called Sicily ..."