May 24, 2005 23:03
"You asshole! what were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!"
(is handed diamond by guy)
"a diamond? you do love me! i dont even know why i was mad at you now. do you want a blowjob?"
a diamond lasts forever, your relationship might not. a diamond is love, rock hard. luckily most women are shallow and materialistic. passion, it can be purchaced and it can be over-priced.