Got My Ass Kicked
By this nasty ass flu bug. Well it was more then just a flu, it was dehydration that set things off. On Friday I woke up and made my coffee and started working on random things in blender then went to SL. I was talking to someone when I got really sick and logged off and ran to the bathroom to throw up. My wife called work for me and I knew something wasn't right so we went to the ER. Yes, flu but we are going to stick this q-tip up your nose and poke your brain and do a flu test that normally gives off a negative reading because f*** you we are old fags and want to retire soon. So after that and an hour with IV and my god they were rough with that as well, she had to poke me three times to get in there.
Ok, so lab results come back and yes, negative, so no tamiflu for you now f*** off and go be sick somewhere else. Sit at home sick all day. Temp is up and down all day highest it got on friday was 100.2. Saturday and nothing good came from that as well. Sat around sick watching TV (Cartoon Network and Science) and at about 6 my temp went up to 102.7, check it again a few mins later after sitting in a cold room with only my shirt and night pants on it didn't even drop, went up to 103.2. Back to the ER to talk to another doctor, tired and wanting to get to bed we wait and wait then he shows up to talk to me like a real doctor, asking better questions then the last doctor and thinking of running another test based on the fact that the temp didn't go down and I was coughing up all kinds of fun things.
About an hour later I got more needles shoved into me for blood tests to see if there was something else there. This younger nurse did the blood work and one shot and less violent and better tape to hold down the cotton, I thanked her for being so gentle with a pussy like me. So another hour wait we find out that my blood work came back normal and all was good, Tamiflu and rest is all I need. Get home, take pill, go to bed and sleep thanks to mighty powers of NyQuill. The wife wakes me up and checks my temp 103.0 and she gets me out of bed and gets things to cool me down. it worked because about 10 mins later its 101.3. Back to bed and try to sleep.
Sunday, still sick but temp is 99.3 and wanted to leave the house, no go because the roads are ice because of Minnesota being a dick. I was still able to leave the house to take my wife to work and I stopped to get some pizza to try and eat because I didn't eat anything on friday saturday or sunday besides toast saturday morning. Pizza was good and stayed down but didn't have much of it. Got the wife and we went to walmart because my sister is now in the hospital about ready to have another screaming poop factory so we decided to get a card, a hat, and little booties. Well on the way home we get a message with a picture of the weird little red headed demon. So now we have to stop and say hi to him only i didn't go on because still kind of sick. Get home, and sleep.
Monday feel better but going to take one more day off to just get rid of this headache and try to eat something. I'm going to try and do laundry right now because f*** being inside.
Ok, so lab results come back and yes, negative, so no tamiflu for you now f*** off and go be sick somewhere else. Sit at home sick all day. Temp is up and down all day highest it got on friday was 100.2. Saturday and nothing good came from that as well. Sat around sick watching TV (Cartoon Network and Science) and at about 6 my temp went up to 102.7, check it again a few mins later after sitting in a cold room with only my shirt and night pants on it didn't even drop, went up to 103.2. Back to the ER to talk to another doctor, tired and wanting to get to bed we wait and wait then he shows up to talk to me like a real doctor, asking better questions then the last doctor and thinking of running another test based on the fact that the temp didn't go down and I was coughing up all kinds of fun things.
About an hour later I got more needles shoved into me for blood tests to see if there was something else there. This younger nurse did the blood work and one shot and less violent and better tape to hold down the cotton, I thanked her for being so gentle with a pussy like me. So another hour wait we find out that my blood work came back normal and all was good, Tamiflu and rest is all I need. Get home, take pill, go to bed and sleep thanks to mighty powers of NyQuill. The wife wakes me up and checks my temp 103.0 and she gets me out of bed and gets things to cool me down. it worked because about 10 mins later its 101.3. Back to bed and try to sleep.
Sunday, still sick but temp is 99.3 and wanted to leave the house, no go because the roads are ice because of Minnesota being a dick. I was still able to leave the house to take my wife to work and I stopped to get some pizza to try and eat because I didn't eat anything on friday saturday or sunday besides toast saturday morning. Pizza was good and stayed down but didn't have much of it. Got the wife and we went to walmart because my sister is now in the hospital about ready to have another screaming poop factory so we decided to get a card, a hat, and little booties. Well on the way home we get a message with a picture of the weird little red headed demon. So now we have to stop and say hi to him only i didn't go on because still kind of sick. Get home, and sleep.
Monday feel better but going to take one more day off to just get rid of this headache and try to eat something. I'm going to try and do laundry right now because f*** being inside.