Vows

[soulhiatus]

I've finally picked my wedding vows. I hope for it to go something like this:

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...So tweasure your wuv...
US: Skip to the end!
The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
US: YES!
The Impressive Clergyman: You wuv her?
Christian: yes.
The Impressive Clergyman: Do you wuv him?
Me: Yes
The Impressive Clergyman: Kiss her!

I think it would work better in spanish.

El Clérigo Impresionante: Mawage. Mawage es bwings de wot nosotros tooday de togeder. Mawage, ese awangment de bwessed, ese wifin de dweam un dweam... Y wuv, wuv de tru, hace fowow usted foweva. tweasure ..So su wuv...
EEUU: ¡Sáltese al fin!
El Clérigo Impresionante: ¿Le tiene el ala?
EEUU: ¡SI!
El Clérigo Impresionante: ¿Le hace wuv ella?
Cristiano: sí. El Clérigo Impresionante: ¿Le hace wuv él?
Mí: Sí
El Clérigo Impresionante: ¡Bésel