Shudder.
OI! Short, excentric man with the podge, EYES UP. You heard me.
I will not stand for my friends to become objects of your fascination, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge. You seem smart enough, even though you don't seem to percieve my interest has fained to the point of non-existance. You disgusted me with your behaviour. It was obvious, what you were doing, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge... you weren't even ashamed. You made me and my best friend feel uncomfortable, you had no right... if you do it again, I'll put you back i your place, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge. And what do you think your wife would say to that?
I will not stand for my friends to become objects of your fascination, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge. You seem smart enough, even though you don't seem to percieve my interest has fained to the point of non-existance. You disgusted me with your behaviour. It was obvious, what you were doing, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge... you weren't even ashamed. You made me and my best friend feel uncomfortable, you had no right... if you do it again, I'll put you back i your place, Short, Excentric Man with The Podge. And what do you think your wife would say to that?