04 ♦ |[Cleaning Up Shop]| ♦ Video

[soulgivenlight]

[The video function turns on and shows a shot of "Devil May Cry." Dante may or may not be around laying on a dingy couch or leaning back in a rickety chair with something covering his face, dozing. Trish can be seen wandering around the "shop;" at first it might not be apparent what she's doing and seems rather listless, but after a small moment it

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[super_overlord]

...Damn... and I thought my castle was messy...

[soulgivenlight]

Well, that's what happens when people are lazy.

[super_overlord]

I know what you mean. Good slave labor is hard to find.

...good Prinnies are even harder to come by.

[soulgivenlight]

...

Excuse me?

[super_overlord]

...what?

Prinnies that actually do work are freaking rare... [Sighs]

Stupid senate and Prinny rights' laws...

[soulgivenlight]

Though I'm unfamiliar with the term I'm not sure I like the connotations of what you're saying. What is a "prinny" and why should it have to do anybody else's work?

[super_overlord]

A Prinny is a demon of the Netherworld, made when a sinful human dies. They exist solely to work off the sins they committed in life by doing slave labor for demons like myself. In return, they earn below-average wage to put towards buying a ticket from the Death god for a chance at reincarnation at the next red moon.

[Nods as sagely as he can.]

[soulgivenlight]

[Now she's actually slightly interested and leans towards the camera just a little bit.]

You're a demon? You're kinda small...

[super_overlord]

Not just any demon... [Takes a deep breath.]

I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE LAHARL! SON OF THE GREAT KING KRICHEVSKOY, AND THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE UNDERWORLD!!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[1/2]

[soulgivenlight]

...

[2/2]

[soulgivenlight]

...oh. Never heard of you. [And she half turns away from the camera to flick her hair out of her face, flippantly ignoring him now.]

*sigh* He just deoesn't know when to shut up.

[super_overlord]

Considering you're still alive? Not surprising.

...not that I would want anyone that looked like you for a vassal or anything...

wow. it's a good thing her chip hasn't been removed yet--someone needs an ass-whooping. /shot

[soulgivenlight]

[She whirls on "him"--or rather the camera.]

I hunt your kind for a living! Do you really think you can intimidate me with some load of crock like that?

And I bet you just wish! Well, in your dreams only, buddy!

Yea... I don't forsee this ending well. xD

[super_overlord]

Oh scaaaaaary... a demon hunter. Like I haven't been hunted... trust me, kid, you have no idea what you're up against.

...why would I want a vassal with that figure!? [Light shudder.]

[OOC: Protip- boobs = Laharl's kryptonite.]

Oh well! More fun for us, nee? ^_~

[soulgivenlight]

Kid? Kid? Oh, don't even start with me little boy. You're second rate compared to me.

[Just for that she's "adjusting" her bodice with emphasize on lifting the 'twins' up even more.] Well, unless you're homosexual...

((ROFL! Oh, hilarious. Why so...hilarious. XD))

Indeedy~! I think seeing Trish naked would put the poor kid into a coma.

[super_overlord]

Pfft. Second rate my ass. You've got nothing on me.

[And insert an eye twitch.]

I'm far from gay, lady... just... ugh... can't stand women with sexy bodies...

At least all my vassals are flat.

[OOC: Oh, and prinnies? Poorly stitched penguin suits with peg legs and fanny packs. Disgaea is a delightfully nutty fandom. :3]