May 02, 2005 00:38
oh my GOD. what have i been doing with myself for the last few months? what have been doing TO myself? it must have been since we moved in, not everything got unpacked, i kind of liked the manual feeling. vibrations have always felt a little off to me anyway, and a human grip has always been more satisfying. it feels like you're getting some real work done.
BUT NO
today, ladies and gentleman, was the first time i used
SONIC CARE
since we moved into this splendid apartment.
holy shit. i can't take it. this is too much. my teeth ARE TOO CLEAN. everywhere, all around, it feels like a carwashed car, polished ivory, a stainless steel toaster. i thought the handheld toothbrush would do me just as good. but now i know. i'll never, ever go back. i can't take this.
in other news: this weekend was totally weird. sleep schedule was insane, mommas birthday, fabulous records gotten, massive video editing venture, continuing as we speak and possibly until 2morrow. band practices, late-night jenga rounds, plans for the ultimate ultimate, that is to be happened 2 weeks from now minus 2 days. cats kill giant moths. will i ever sleep? nein. getting locked out is also shitty. i'm going to die by candlestick. later