well, well, well-digger's ass
so i went to hawaii. kicked it in the sun. then the sun bit off my nose lips and chest. i should just go soak in some warm water for a while.
the hotel was.. ridiculous. dolphins. in a lagoon. fucking. every night. right outside my window, it was very neat. and turtles and sting rays. and there was a big wall of people who had been there: basically every president from nixon to clinton plus a billion sumo wrestlers movie stars AND SNOOP DOGG.
i swear if one more person says mahalo aloha i'll start bleeding out of my eiiiiz.
anything else to say? not really. twas a blast though, and seattle feels like a damp sponge instead of a... really good bagel.
for those who stuck around, update me on the matters at hand and that's that.
the hotel was.. ridiculous. dolphins. in a lagoon. fucking. every night. right outside my window, it was very neat. and turtles and sting rays. and there was a big wall of people who had been there: basically every president from nixon to clinton plus a billion sumo wrestlers movie stars AND SNOOP DOGG.
i swear if one more person says mahalo aloha i'll start bleeding out of my eiiiiz.
anything else to say? not really. twas a blast though, and seattle feels like a damp sponge instead of a... really good bagel.
for those who stuck around, update me on the matters at hand and that's that.