santa's got an atom bomb....
mery christmas everyone, lets hope santa doesnt destroy your whole city/town/village/bridge that you live in/arround/beside/under when delivering my present i asked for this year.
its at times like this i feel its my duty to remind you the real meaning of christmas, heart problems, high colestrol, getting so drunk you need your stomache pumped, feeling very bad because of something you did at the office party and dreading going back on the 2nd, gettting high on your own supply and hiding from the world outside, the bordom of a turkey 4 days after christmas... and over time at work.
ahem right now thats over
have a happy christmas you crazy guys, and remember -
santa is for christmas - not for life, so lets get those decorations down on the 26th!
its at times like this i feel its my duty to remind you the real meaning of christmas, heart problems, high colestrol, getting so drunk you need your stomache pumped, feeling very bad because of something you did at the office party and dreading going back on the 2nd, gettting high on your own supply and hiding from the world outside, the bordom of a turkey 4 days after christmas... and over time at work.
ahem right now thats over
have a happy christmas you crazy guys, and remember -
santa is for christmas - not for life, so lets get those decorations down on the 26th!