EAT IT TRON!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I assinated kyle Granger's army of killer canadian beavers with a spork (40000000000000000000000000000 points). In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole psycho_3002's purse (30 points). In March I gave alexx_outcast a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for xxkailanxx (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (415 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
souless_one