THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, *SOB, SOB*
LIKE HAI GAIZ. I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
I SECRETLY HAVE A PENIS. I KNOW, IT'S SHOCKING. BUT TRUE. ;A; I NEVER KNEW HOW CONSTRICTING THIS LIFE COULD BE FOR MY HEALTH, HAVING TO PRETEND THAT HAVING BOOBS WAS NORMAL (OOH, LOOK AT THOSE CUTE BOOTS), OR THAT MY VOICE WAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGHER THAN IT IS (ALTHOUGH IT IS PRETTY HIGH IN THE FIRST PLACE).
BUT THERE'S THIS HOTTTTT GUY WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET, AND I'D TOTALLY TAP THAT...IN MY STILETTOS. AHEM, I MEAN, I MIGHT HAVE TO HIDE MY DONG, BUT IT'D BE SO WORTH IT FOR THAT TIGHT ASS.
AND WHILE I'M AT IT, I'MMA GO SQUEEZE THESE ANGULAR HIPS INTO THAT NEW SKIRT I GOT...WHAT?! IT'S BREEZY!
BUT I REALLY AM UPSET. DDDD,: MY MASCARA'S, LIKE, TOTALLY RUNNING OR SOMETHING.
AND I'M A GUY. DID YOU KNOW THAT?! NFW.
(BUT THAT GUCCI PURSE IS THE SHIZ, I TELL YOU. IT'S MY MURSE. LAY OFF.)
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XDD Someone please stop me. XD
Challenge from shadowpanzuko; "Ummm go post an entry in capslock confessing that all this time you've been the opposite gender, while being obnoxiously girly if you're confessing to being a male or obnoxiously manly if confessing to be a girl. 8)" OH. THIS. IT WAS SO FUN.
I SECRETLY HAVE A PENIS. I KNOW, IT'S SHOCKING. BUT TRUE. ;A; I NEVER KNEW HOW CONSTRICTING THIS LIFE COULD BE FOR MY HEALTH, HAVING TO PRETEND THAT HAVING BOOBS WAS NORMAL (OOH, LOOK AT THOSE CUTE BOOTS), OR THAT MY VOICE WAS RIDICULOUSLY HIGHER THAN IT IS (ALTHOUGH IT IS PRETTY HIGH IN THE FIRST PLACE).
BUT THERE'S THIS HOTTTTT GUY WHO LIVES ACROSS THE STREET, AND I'D TOTALLY TAP THAT...IN MY STILETTOS. AHEM, I MEAN, I MIGHT HAVE TO HIDE MY DONG, BUT IT'D BE SO WORTH IT FOR THAT TIGHT ASS.
AND WHILE I'M AT IT, I'MMA GO SQUEEZE THESE ANGULAR HIPS INTO THAT NEW SKIRT I GOT...WHAT?! IT'S BREEZY!
BUT I REALLY AM UPSET. DDDD,: MY MASCARA'S, LIKE, TOTALLY RUNNING OR SOMETHING.
AND I'M A GUY. DID YOU KNOW THAT?! NFW.
(BUT THAT GUCCI PURSE IS THE SHIZ, I TELL YOU. IT'S MY MURSE. LAY OFF.)
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XDD Someone please stop me. XD
Challenge from shadowpanzuko; "Ummm go post an entry in capslock confessing that all this time you've been the opposite gender, while being obnoxiously girly if you're confessing to being a male or obnoxiously manly if confessing to be a girl. 8)" OH. THIS. IT WAS SO FUN.