eighteenth soul | video

[soulcontracts]

This event may be the most annoying yet.

[Johannes is red in the face, swaying slightly, and also upside down. He seems to be hanging by the ankle from a rope attached to a tree.

He is not happy.]

If someone would do me a favor.

Comments

shall we go with him being helped down already?

[jackedthename]

Agreed. Need some help there?

sure!

[soulcontracts]

[When Johannes answers Jack's question, he is already walking. A little winded, and there is a half-smoked cigarette in his mouth, but he is on his feet.]

It's been taken care of.

[jackedthename]

I rather gathered that. At least you didn't get tied to your own bed.

[soulcontracts]

I take it that's what happened to you earlier this week?

[jackedthename]

Mm, yes. Unintentionally.

[soulcontracts]

And here I was, thinking that was just an unfortunate bedroom accident.

[jackedthename]

I wouldn't call being tied up unfortunate in those circumstances.

[soulcontracts]

[Do you hear this, Jack? Johannes is simply going to snort derisively.]

[jackedthename]

[Have an amused noise in return.]

Never been into bondage, then, I take it.

[soulcontracts]

I find the entire notion of sex thoroughly disgusting.

[:|]

[jackedthename]

[A sigh.]

Why? It's so fun.

[soulcontracts]

It's --

[Johannes looks vaguely offended by the mere notion.]

.. sticky.

[jackedthename]

...That's what a shower's for, handsome.

[soulcontracts]

I'd rather avoid it all entirely.

[--ugh.]

[jackedthename]

[Siiiiigh.]

Suit yourself.

[soulcontracts]

[A pause.]

.. hedonist.