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Aug 17, 2011 17:15

[And this, Adstring?

This is the face of a dead puppy shoved into view.]

The freshest corpse I have worked on in weeks, and it won't reanimate. [He gives the animal's body a scathing look, before flopping its limp head at the screen. Even in the dim light of his lab, it's easy to see that the poor thing has been stabbed several times; there are ( Read more... )

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[video] magicxmarker August 17 2011, 22:38:33 UTC
Dude, you want to use things like rats rather than puppies if you want some sympathy if your magic isn't working.

[Seriously, he's unimpressed.]

And don't go waving the dead corpse around, some people might get offended. Have a little respect for the deceased, man. Seriously.

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Re: [video] soulcontracts August 17 2011, 23:36:09 UTC
I have plenty of respect for the dead when they prove themselves useful to me.

[He's irritated and knows it, but can't figure out why. He drives the tip of the knife into the table.]

The dog was just a waste of my time.

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[video] magicxmarker August 18 2011, 19:56:31 UTC
Dude, thats totally not how it works.

And you're making yourself look like a total ass.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 03:06:37 UTC
Oh, me, look like a total ass?

[He lifts his gaze to the video, expression deadpan.]

I'd better apologize.

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 03:09:20 UTC
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Okay, talking to a wall here, but still dude.

uncool.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 08:19:02 UTC
It's a corpse. I don't understand why people are so attached to them.

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 16:46:35 UTC
Reanimated or no, its disrespectful, dude.

What if someone just shoved your dead body to a camera, insulted it and then threw it in a trash heap.

Not a good feeling.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 17:20:35 UTC
It's a puppy. I might be able to empathize with any of you if it were some sort of sentient creature, but the fact that it is cute shouldn't earn it special treatment. If it had been one of the ugly monsters out from the Wastes, I doubt anyone would have batted an eye.

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 17:22:25 UTC
Well you know what? There are a lot of people here who keep puppies as pets. Which means we like them.

Obviously.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 17:26:10 UTC
Sentimental. Not only dangerous, but also annoying.

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 17:28:28 UTC
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You're really weird.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 17:29:29 UTC
There are girls here who use magic wands to transform their outfits into mini-skirts.

[DEADPAN.]

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 17:32:53 UTC
Yeah, but that's totally tasteful!

You're angrily waving dead animals at a camera. That's like, clubbing baby seals. You just don't do it.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 17:34:18 UTC
I would.

[They see me trollin'..]

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[video] magicxmarker August 19 2011, 17:36:27 UTC
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Now you're just like phishing for a reaction, aren't you.

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[video] soulcontracts August 19 2011, 17:39:08 UTC
It's not like I've had to work very hard for them yet.

[Here, Hanna. He'll just squish a bloody ball of fur in your direction for the camera.]

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