[9] Getting in touch with my feminine side?

[soulcandyman]

I have come to the conclusion that... shopping is fun.

More specifically shopping with Matsumoto Rangiku is fun~ Honestly, Rangiku-san, I don't know why you couldn't find a willing partner to accompany you.. they really don't know what they are missing, ne?
(I find it particularly amusing that we were promptly evicted from not one, but two

Comments

[cornerofficecma]

Of course I have some sort of musical preference. Just nothing that would do for an event such as you are planning. If I had a clue as to what this emo genre was I'd be ever so glad to oblige you.

[soulcandyman]

Ohhh, surely something you enjoy musically would be suitable? It's not all about party tunes, just things which are a tad upbeat~

Believe me Ryuu-chan, with your moods, it's a blessing your are not such a young man any more!

[cornerofficecma]

Doubtful. It would seem my tastes run similar to Ichimaru-san's but again, not something that would necessarily fit with the event.

...what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[soulcandyman]

Classical music, ne? Though there is nothing wrong with it you can hardly dance to Moonlight Sonata now can you~ I see what you mean

Come down to my office and I shall obtain a sample of music for you to understand exactly what I mean Ryuuken.. *sighs* I suppose I'll just have to visit Uryuu~

[cornerofficecma]

Precisely. Contrary to popular belief, I don't always try to be difficult. It just works out naturally.

Don't bother. If it is something my son listens to then it's probably not something I'm interested in.

[soulcandyman]

So you admit you are difficult.. they say the first step to change is admitting the problem.. I'm proud of you~♥

Apparently Uryuu also takes offense at my sweeping generalisation about you moody Ishidas~.. I must be reading you wrong, oh my~

[cornerofficecma]

...I said I don't always. Just as sometimes I do . Keep to your cafe Urahara, if I decide that I'm in need of a shrink I'll seek one out on my own.

I've been trying to tell you that for years dammit. It takes him to get that through your thick skull?

[soulcandyman]

Hoo~ Touched a nerve there did I? Aand, anyway, when exactly would someone as stubborn as you decide you need therapy hmm?

You haven't been correct in saying so in previous years, Ryuuken.. and perhaps, for this one misperception on my behalf another remarkably similar voice is more potent, yes~ After all, I'm used to your lovely retorts ♥

[cornerofficecma]

That's precisely my point. I wouldn't.

So says you. As for the rest...Uryuu is to himself as I am to myself. There is no comparison. You'd do well to remember that.

[soulcandyman]

No, no.. of course you wouldn't. As you won't listen to friendly advice either~

Yare, yare, I will, I will.. my, my does someone need a massage~♥?

[cornerofficecma]

Not when it is unsolicited friendly advice, no.

...That...will be quite unnecessary.

[soulcandyman]

I can hardly imagine you soliciting anything, Ryuuken~

Oh? Dear, that is a shame.. well if you change your mind, I have met some (incredibly attractive) masseuses in my time, and picked up some handy hints along the way...

[cornerofficecma]

...Somehow that statement seems to veer off into a whole different course with you Urahara.

Hmm. Even more of a reason to decline such an offer. Who knows what else you picked up along the way from your various teachers.

[soulcandyman]

Perceptive upon occasion, aren't you, Ryuuken~♥?

Yare, yare where is your mind taking you hmm~ I never knew you had such a fertile imagination~.. though, tsk, I do take precautions Ishida-san

[cornerofficecma]

It's not being perceptive when it's a given in dealing with you.

Again, it would lead to the fact that I just know who I'm dealing with, imagination not having anything to do with any it. If I were to waste my time with such things, there are far more...appealing things to occupy my mind with then whatever it is that you manage to do with your extraordinary amounts of free time and numerous dalliances.

[seamsmaster]

Urahara-san, I do not listen to many bands that could be classified as emo, and certainly do not go in for the concepts behind the associated youth culture.. I just thought I would mention that here, thank-you