D'oh!

[soul_spider]

So I ran into the fundamental problem with button-fly jeans today. When I was walking to the grocery store before coming in to work, I noticed a breeze on my junk. I look down and realize that earlier in the day I forgot to button up all the way, so now I have gappage. At this point, one would normally just stop and close their fly

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[hylandr]

The good news is, I wasn't ... molested.

This is good news? ;) And where's the photo proof of such event. We need visuals for full understanding. Oh, and if you visit Buffalo sometime, make sure to wear the button flies. ;)

[jay_pop]

You're funny! :-)

[soul_spider]

Funny lookin!

[jg_clarinet]

Hot!

[soul_spider]

Not at the time. That breeze was about 35-degrees.

[texwriterbear]

Wow you were showing off your junk over there and not in New Orleans at Decadence? Come on! LOL

[soul_spider]

Haha. Good point?

[keys8279]

Do you wear dirty underwear!?

[soul_spider]

Um, well. I don't, um, ever seek to wear dirty drawers. But, you know... sometimes things happen.