[OH SWEET JESUS IT'S TIME FOR THE MANLINESS MEME]
It doesn't matter what you have in your pants, just how many questions you can answer with HELL YES! 
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:
FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20
* Allen Walker sounds like this. He just wishes he was manry enough for this meme.
Ganked with no shame whatsoever from the always-lovely mayfield-rpg.
1. Has been laid.:
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar):
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.:
4. Is stoic about grievances.:
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count):
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.:
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen:
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*:
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks:
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtain a badass scar.:
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth):
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing:
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style:
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!):
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?:
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations:
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls:
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!):
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls):
20. Do you like steak?:
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?:
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?:
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?:
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?:
FINAL SCORE: YOUR SCORE/20
* Allen Walker sounds like this. He just wishes he was manry enough for this meme.
Ganked with no shame whatsoever from the always-lovely mayfield-rpg.