The Moon!

[soul_rider]

I have heard a rumour that The Moon is reopening under new management next Thursday - does anyone know if it's true?

Comments

[nigelh]

I've not heard anything but I'll try and have a mooch round in the week and see if there are any signs of life.

[soul_rider]

We didn't spot anything when we drove past earlier today, but I saw something on Sheffield Forum ;-)

[nigelh]

In that case it must be true ;)

[tanurai]

In that case it's being opened by aliens, who someone saw Sean Bean talking to down t' chip shop, and it's all a tax by the government on the hard working socialists because they're trying to cover up the secret opening of a nuclear power plant in the beer cellar and if it weren't for the kind folks of Sheffield it would never 'ave 'appened and up the blades/owls*.

*delete as applicable.

[nigelh]

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me :)

[soul_rider]

*snigger* I never said it was a reliable source ;-p