AUUUGGHHHH!!! (i'm disappointed)
AAAAUUUGGHHH!! THAT'S IT!! THAT'S IT!!! I'M TRANSFERRING TO EMORYYYYYYY!! (excuse me, i'm having an Emory episode) I HATE IT HERE!! I--MUST--LEAVE--NOW!! (i don't REALLY hate it here, i just think Emory would be better) THERE IS NOTHING HERE!! NOTHING!! (there are things here, im just not interested in them...and again, i think Emory would be better) I HATE AGNES SCOTT!! DAMNITALL TO HELL!! (i REALLY LOVE Agnes Scott, but i'm disappointed in the too-small population, the lack of variety in student organizations and the PATHETIC BEYOND BELIEF course selections) I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE!! (I love Agnes and i want valid reasons to stay but i can't find any) WHY THE HELL AM I AT AN ALL WOMEN'S COLLEGE ANYWAY?! EMORY HAS GUYS!! (all women is not that bad, i just miss male companionship and testosterone-driven fits of stupidity) I AM SOOOOOOOOO TRANSFERRING TO EMORY!! NOW!! (I haven't applied yet, i just really wanna go)...
**The latter text is what i like to call an "Emory Episode," during which i lash out irrationally and whine and bitch and moan about how good life might (or might not) be at Emory, i have thus translated my real frustrations and typed them in the parentheses following each obnoxious complaint**
**The latter text is what i like to call an "Emory Episode," during which i lash out irrationally and whine and bitch and moan about how good life might (or might not) be at Emory, i have thus translated my real frustrations and typed them in the parentheses following each obnoxious complaint**