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[soul_on_light]

I wonder why this one's having so many problems issuing out her love life.

I'M A GUY, DAMMIT.

Sure you are. Why else are you staring---

Staring at what?!

Staring at Train so girlishly!

...

WHAT PART OF GUY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

Right, right. And we're supposed to believe you, Miss Crushing Over Train~*sound of metal being slipped out

Comments

[usourselveswe]

Hoshi likes boys?

Nah the mistletoe's just being stupid...like when it said we had the hots for Jinx!

JINX! *sound of spitting*

[guardian_haylin]

If she finds out any of this, Jinx might turn you guys inside out-no matter how many of you there are!

[usourselveswe]

Any o what? We hate that two timin' witch!

Yeah! Stupid mistletoes told us we had a thing for everyone in our gang!

But the only person Billy needs is...

*all Billys*
BILLY NUMEROUS!

[guardian_haylin]

...That's nice to know, guys! I think I know what to get you for Christmas, but since there are so many of you it'll be difficult figuring out what to get each one of you!

[usourselveswe]

Oh whatever you get we can duplicate probably...wait...

*four billy's* WHAT!?!?

W..why would you get us anythin' we hardly know you!

Y..yeah whattya tryin' to get from us?

You think you can bribe us or summat?

What's yer angle sister?

Billys...I think she's just nice...

[goddamnbatsman]

...so, would that be incest or masturbation?

[usourselveswe]

...

[goddamnbatsman]

...You actually got them to shut up. Awesome.

[locked]

[badluckbabe]

I'd have to stop throwing up long enough to hit them...

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[guardian_haylin]

^^

True! Need a barf bag?

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[badluckbabe]

I think I'll live...Dr. Sake has my back!

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[guardian_haylin]

Keep going to that particular doctor too much, you could find yourself with another problem! But, as long as you have it under control...

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[badluckbabe]

Bah you worry too much little sister, this is the best time of a year for drinks of a more mature set, particularly when enjoyed in the company of friends...or just attractive female friends...in the bath...or in a nice toasty tent with some nice warm food...

So why do you always drink alone my queen?

...I'm not alone I have you.

But I do not drink.

...*Sigh*

[soul_on_light]

Oh, aha, no! It's just the mistletoe being stupid!

[usourselveswe]

See? Told ya so.

I told YOU so.

I thought I said it.

[soul_on_light]

Now dudes, don't fight.