hehe
being bored at work drives me to find amusing-for-a-few-minutes things like this:
There's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL:
The knight arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The knight arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess, fucks her, then drinks a beer.
DEATH METAL:
The knight arrives, kills the dragon, kills the princess, then fucks her and leaves.
FOLK METAL:
The knight arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins and flutes. the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing), then they all leave.... without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The knight arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
BLACK METAL:
The knight arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle, then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
DOOM METAL:
The knight arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide... the dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
HEAVY METAL:
The knight arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The knight arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. the dragon kills himself out of boredom. the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The knight arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle hot pink.
There's a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here's the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL:
The knight arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL:
The knight arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess, fucks her, then drinks a beer.
DEATH METAL:
The knight arrives, kills the dragon, kills the princess, then fucks her and leaves.
FOLK METAL:
The knight arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins and flutes. the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing), then they all leave.... without the princess.
VIKING METAL:
The knight arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
BLACK METAL:
The knight arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle, then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
DOOM METAL:
The knight arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide... the dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
HEAVY METAL:
The knight arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The knight arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. the dragon kills himself out of boredom. the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. the princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL:
The knight arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle hot pink.