May 28, 2005 18:53
Dear "The King"
Im sorry "The King" but our friendship is over. The last three mornings Ive woken up feeling resentful and upset and I didnt know why, but as I took a look at our relationship I realized that you havent brought me any sandwiches lately. Did you just stop caring? Does our friendship mean nothing? It really hurts me to lose a friend like you but I believe friendship should be equal. I know what you are thinking, and the answer is "yes," my new best friend will be The Grimace. He always smiles and is so full of life. He brings something to my life that you lost somewhere along the way. I will always cherish our memories.
Love,
Jordan