John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
Just wanted to let everyone of all two of you checking this thing that I am still alive... I'm at the public library right now on one of their fabulous computers as I haven't gone out and got me a new one yet..lol.. It's ok here, but the afternoon sun is coming through the window behind me and and there's massive glare coming off every screen! Man, that's fucking annoying.. You guys have Merry New Year's and Happy Christmases and all that shit? Well, did ya? I'm talkin' to you you rat bastard son of a bitch! Don't try and walk away while I'm talking to you! Fine, then, be a little punk ass bitch, ok? No skin offf my ass if you wanna be that way! Not being able to drive sucks, but that's the whole point I guess. Getting a DUI is supposed to cause you inconvenience and annoyance and bunches of cash.. That's how you learn the lesson, eh... But I got friends that'll give me rides places and as long as I can chip in on the gas, things should be just ducky.. I must be going now. Not that I don't have oodles more brilliant, interesting things to write here, but this fucking glare is kickin' my ass, man!!!!
Head full of ideas that are driving me insane,
the narrator
Head full of ideas that are driving me insane,
the narrator