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[soul_malice]

Met some short kid yesterday. 'said a bit about how this place works.

Military. Great. I really want to join and die Those ass-hats couldn't take me down then and they never will. 'buncha nobodies telling my father wide-eyed kids what to do til they get tired of 'em and let them bleed in their own hotel room

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[heal_harder]

You can tell I'm short from the way I write? o_o

... oh, riiiight... the picture... >///<

[soul_malice]

...I hate to break it to you, but you don't exactly sound tall, either.

[heal_harder]

I wonder how a tall person would sound, though? :/ How tall are you?

[soul_malice]

uh, I don't got a measuring stick. I'm taller than most, anyway.

[heal_harder]

Okay! I'll take your word for it. ^^

[soul_malice]

So how do I get acquianted with that chick in the photo?

[heal_harder]

Let's see. Um... I suppose your best bet would be passing the entrance exam to the shinigami academy... graduating (it's a four-year program)... then joining the Gotei 13's 10th division. She's the vice-captain.

[soul_malice]

....
She looks like the drinking type. What's her favourite bar?

[heal_harder]

She likes the tearoom in-- AAH

That's extremely disrespectful!

Besides, they are all within Seireitei (I'm not sure she's found any places she likes yet in the living world), so you wouldn't be able to go anyway.

[soul_malice]

Nothing's disrespectful about wanting to spend a couple hours drinking with a lady.
So can you get into this Seireitei (stupid name!) place? Tell her about me.

[heal_harder]

Well, I live there. :x

But I can't tell her about you! Because then she'll want to know why you know who she is in the first place, and then I'll have to tell her I accidentally showed her picture to everyone! And she probably doesn't even remember that a picture like that exists, because I certainly didn't (I only remember about the first forty-five minutes of the party), and it will be very embarrassing and horrible.

[soul_malice]

Lucky you.

Ah, guess I'm stuck hanging around out here then. Tch.
Whatever, I get the feeling if I wait long enough, one of you will try to kill me.

[heal_harder]

??? Wh-why on earth would anybody try to kill you?

[soul_malice]

*shrug* If it happens, it'll be the...third? time some military losers have come after my head. I lost count and it doesn't really matter why. Yeah, I'm not exactly pleased about who's in charge around here.

[heal_harder]

Just because the Gotei 13 could be characterised as a military organisation, you think we're going to come after you? That's horrible! D:

[soul_malice]

Is it?
...
Yeah, maybe I'm just being paranoid.