A season for gifts, de arimasu!

[kerorogunsou]

Characters: Keroro and anyone who wants in
Location: Anywhere
Rating: G, but may go up depending on what others do
Time: Backdated to December 25th, morning only
Description: Keroro spreads holiday cheer~
Note: His list is here, and he also has a bag full of candy canes he will give away to anyone who wants them. But he doesn't mind eating them all by

Comments

[forbearanced]

[Well.

This is interesting.

Hello little green creature.]

[kerorogunsou]

[Hello there very tall Pekoponian creature.]

Kero?

[forbearanced]

[...It talks.

Most curious.]

Greetings.

[kerorogunsou]

Uh...hi, de arimasu.

[forbearanced]

If you would forgive me for being so forward...?

[kerorogunsou]

Ah, no, there is nothing to forgive, de arimasu. Please, de arimasu. [Why are they so formal all of a sudden.]

[forbearanced]

What manner of creature are you, precisely?

[ARE U KAPPA.]

[kerorogunsou]

I am what people would call an alien, de arimasu.

[Depends on what you would do to a kappa.]

[forbearanced]

An alien, you say. [Frowns.] I am from a time that is not as modernized at this. Contemporary speech habits baffle me.

[Aka he has no idea what you're talking about.]

[kerorogunsou]

Uh...yes, de arimasu. I am an alien, de arimasu.

Have you thought of maybe getting some dictionaries from the library, de arimasu? I found them really useful for understanding modern language, de arimasu.

[Aka he has no idea what you're talking about either.]

[forbearanced]

Yes, perhaps I shall research. [Nod.] Your name?

[kerorogunsou]

Ah, I am Sergeant Keroro, de arimasu. [Salute!] And your are...?

[forbearanced]

I am Katakura Koujurou of Oshu. My life and blade are sworn to Date Masamune. [Bows again.] Please forgive my rudeness. May it not reflect upon my master.

[kerorogunsou]

D-Date Masamune? The One-Eyed Dragon, de arimasu?!

[GASP!] Are you from the past, de arimasu?!

[forbearanced]

I have been led to believe that the events I am living in my world are history to most of the guests here, yes.

[kerorogunsou]

Kero! That's cool! I've heard that everyone here comes from alternate Pekopons, but I never thought there could be Pekoponians from the past too, de arimasu! [He's abandoned his cart now to walk around you in a circle trying to soak in the history he's sure is emanating from you.]

I wonder if your autographs could be passed off as antiques, de arimasu? [Because they would be worth a lot of Gundams I mean, money. Yes.]