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EVENT [OPEN]

Aug 10, 2011 00:20

Characters: YOU

Location: EVERYWHERE

Rating: YOUR LEGEND BEGINS

Time: IN THE 12TH CENTURY (Dec 5th-6th, starts at 5am)

Description: FOOLS (The Event log for the Excalibur Quests!)

( What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, NO MORE. Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, NO MORE. Dun, dun, dun dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun. )

lili rochefort, naomi kimishima, hades, mifune, tenten, adrian monk, karkat vantas, santana lopez, hikaru taira, mami tomoe, chosokabe motochika, itachi uchiha, kuroro lucifer, zatanna zatara, saber, franken stein, aoshi shinomori, misao makimachi, junpei iori, mihael 'mello' keehl, katsura kotarou, spirit albarn, maito gai, xiao qiao, count d, rinzler, bayonetta, !event, toph bei fong, arisato minato, jade harley, leo, azusa yumi, aion, miku hinasaki, jade curtiss, hades (olimpos), jules de ferrier, kenshin himura, souji seta

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[Karkat | wherever Zatanna carries him | sunup to sundown | open!] dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 07:50:09 UTC

[Behold a troll upon a pale horse hot magic lady.

Ask him what he's doing.

Go on. Ask.]

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 07:54:28 UTC

[Hey, it's Karkat and that hot lady. Santana's around, with a grocery bag full of Gatorade and Fuze...or whatever the stupid labels have been changed to say.]

...what's up, guys?

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 07:56:41 UTC

[heavy. damn. sigh.]

I am beginning my fucking legend. This is how it goes. Sitting on some unuspecting human female's shoulders is step one.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 08:00:59 UTC

Sounds like a pretty shitty legend.

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 08:12:38 UTC

[whatever Satana you jelly]

Right now, yeah, but it'll be great once I get to the part where I don't have to ride around like an asshole all day.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 08:16:05 UTC

Why are you riding around? When most legends start with a hot chick in the beginning, the hero is making out with her or something.

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 08:29:00 UTC

[fffffffffffffff. not sure if Karkat is free to explain what he's doing.]

Look, this legend is totally different! It's like... a troll legend. The makeouts come later and they definitely don't go interspecies.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 08:48:30 UTC

You're not gonna pick up any chicks riding some other girl.

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 09:26:10 UTC

Who said I was having any trouble in that department? Or even looking?

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 09:35:39 UTC

You said it happens later in your legend.

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 09:37:10 UTC

Yeah! It happens after I reach step two. Step two is not being carried everywhere by a woman in a tophat.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 09:40:02 UTC

I didn't know there was a procedure.

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 09:43:44 UTC

And now you do.

[Karkat uncaps his water bottle and takes a drink.]

See, you never know when you're going to get schoolfed about something important.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 09:48:04 UTC

This is important?

dungenessmaster August 10 2011, 09:55:32 UTC

[Karkat's so sick of having to play along with this, but he is going to beat that asshole Naruto at this Excalibur quest thing or die trying.]

What, the right way to start a legend? Hell yes it's important! You'll have to find your own attractive human lady though, Zatanna's going to be busy all day.

heretolookhot August 10 2011, 10:03:26 UTC

No thanks, I have to go sing to a drag queen.

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