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Characters: wildcardette suchselfishness cursed_tattoo zodiaconigiri celestialistic followthedead donttelldaddy and you!
Location: Deadly Pretty Maid Cafe
Rating: PG to PG-13
Time: 21st November - All day.
Description: Deadly Pretty Maid Cafe is hosting an event! Come along for shenanigans, cake and a chance to totally mock Rhode wearing cat ears for the whole day-- I mean, uh. /COUGH.

Comments

[dofaye]

[Jules isn't entirely sure why he's here, why the maids are dressed in about a third as much clothing as the ones at home generally are, or what is up with the cat ears and tails. But a café is a café, and this one is kind of adorable in its own odd way.

...he's still incredibly distracted by the outfits, mind, but being a gentleman about it.]

[donttelldaddy]

[Lili sees him first, and she is over there in an instant. Incoming leggy blonde, good luck not staring. Even if there is a cat tail flopping around.]

Good afternoon, Jules! How can I serve you today?

[dofaye]

[Definitely staring, but she probably expected that. He blames the oddly floppy tail.]

Good afternoon. Er, is there a reason for your outfit?

[donttelldaddy]

It's the uniform, this is a maid cafe. Don't you like it? [Lili turns around, showing off the view from he back.]

[dofaye]

Maid cafés came to be after my time, I'm afraid. We've only normal maids.

I do like it, though. [And he quickly adds] It seems fashionable.

[donttelldaddy]

You've never had a maid this cute, have you?

[Lili squeezes in next to him on the bench, smiling brightly.]

Fashionable? I don't know if it's something I would wear off the clock...unless you wanted me to, of course.

[dofaye]

Most of the maids I've known have been older women, so it's not a fair comparison.

It's not my place to tell you how to dress, though.

[Or rather, she wouldn't listen even if he tried.]

[donttelldaddy]

That might be for the best, I'd hate to make anyone jealous.

[Usually, that would be the case, but not while on the job!]

What do you mean? Of course it is, I'd be a terrible maid if I didn't obey my master.

[dofaye]

[The kinkiness factor of this is still kind of lost on him.]

You would, but you aren't a maid and even if you were, your "master" would be the owner of this café.

[donttelldaddy]

It's roleplaying, Jules. Isn't that why you're here?

[dofaye]

I'm here because I thought it looked like a cute café, and because I'd heard through the grapevine that you worked here. That's all.

I suppose the appeal is that I'm allowed to pretend that I'm your employer?

[donttelldaddy]

You came to see me, specifically? I'm flattered.

You can pretend whatever you like.

[dofaye]

Are you surprised?

[Lili was the one who told him to make girls feel special, after all.]

Well, it seems more sensible than pretending that you're a cat.

[donttelldaddy]

No, not really.

[ugh finally someone doesn't pop a boner about it]

Isn't it? I don't understand the appeal, myself. I thought this was frowned upon.

[dofaye]

I certainly don't want to think of maids as animals, particularly ones dressed as you are.

[He reaches a bit, then--]

May I touch them? The ears.

[donttelldaddy]

If...you want to.

[What kind of request is that?]