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[wittyreplyhere]

Characters: wittyreplyhere, redpeacock, blue_darkslayer and YOU!
Location: The clinic!
Rating: PG-13
Time: All day, October 17
Description: After the events of the night previous all three of them find themselves in the clinic for the day.

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DANTE

[wittyreplyhere]

[The stupid one.]

[red_unrequited]

[ Comes skidding into the room, Shibusen communicator in hand. The background of the communicator has been set to display the infamous thong picture! Grell looks from Vergil to Dante and back again. Apparently deciding Vergil's scowl is his primary distinguishing feature, Grell bounces over to Dante's bed! ]

You, it's you!

[ Waves the communicator ]

This is you!

[wittyreplyhere]

[First thing Dante does is check his hair, nope, it's still in the usual style so...]

Nope, that'd be him. [Points at Vergil.]

[red_unrequited]

Ah ah ah!

[ Waggles a finger at Dante in a Oh-No-You-Din't sort of fashion! ]

No, no it's you.

I've had this discussion already with Mr Sourpuss over there!

[blue_darkslayer]

[God help him, he may be withholding from beating Dante's ass due to damaging his wrist, but that won't stop him from axekicking him while he's still in his bed if he continues to be an idiot.]

I already know. [Just an oblique comment to his idiot brother. There will be no escaping Grell. HE KNOWS WHAT YOU AND GENESIS DID.]

[wittyreplyhere]

[Well crap! But he still has to keep it up, no matter what! Vergil needs the help more then him.]

Nah, it's really him. I don't know how to take pictures with that thing.

[Yells over at Vergil, despite being not very far away.]

I don't know what you're talking about!

[red_unrequited]

[ Bounces onto and sits down at the foot of Dante's bed ]

I know it's not him. Spirit said so! Besides...

[ Conspiratorial wink ]

You and I both know that only someone fun could have taken those pictures! And Vergil here is ANYTHING but fun~!

[blue_darkslayer]

[Vergil's expression twitches slightly in annoyance and the next thing he knows, he's quickly vacating his bed and making a beeline for the door.]

Have fun. [Spiteful? Maybe. He knows what's coming and he has no interest in bearing witness, but at the same time he's looking forward to the notion of Dante suffering.]

[wittyreplyhere]

[Except the only problem Dante had with Grell is that she claimed to have a harem of men. He doesn't like to share. He also missed William's first post way back because it was in text, so as far as he knows, Grell is just a rather forward lady with a harem of men.]

True, but you know he needed the help. Since he's a prude and all.

[red_unrequited]

[ As Vergil departs, Grell's expression darkens ]

A prude - who hit me in the face!

If you've any further plans for tricks on him - or revenge - COUNT ME IN!

[wittyreplyhere]

[Shock.]

Now why would he do something like that? Really, a lovely lady like you? I can't believe him.

[red_unrequited]

[ Because Grell jumped on him and kissed him? Er... perhaps better to leave such details unspoken! ]

Because he's a brute! Obviously.

[ Blushes a little at being called a "lovely lady"! ]

Not all men are... gentlemen like you~!

[wittyreplyhere]

[Yeah stroke that ego of his!]

Of course I'm a gentleman. I know how to treat the ladies. Forget boring ol' Vergil.

[red_unrequited]

[ Reclining a bit, getting more comfortable on Dante's bed, coils of long red hair spilling across the white covers, like rivulets of blood! ]

Consider him forgotten!

...apart from the small matter of revenge I mentioned earlier!

[wittyreplyhere]

I'll be sure to count you in.

[red_unrequited]

I'm glad to hear it!.

Welllllll... I'll let you rest up, won't I? You look a little ~worse~ for wear!

[ Bounces lightly off of the bed ]

When you're feeling a little better, perhaps you can show me that thong pose in person!

Ta-ta~!

[ With a wink and a wave, leaves ]