Rain rain go away
Characters: OPEN to everyone still in Death City
Location: Death City
Rating:PG-13-R for frog violence
Time: Morning of the mission; 7 am
Description: It's raining frogs
( come again another day )
Location: Death City
Rating:PG-13-R for frog violence
Time: Morning of the mission; 7 am
Description: It's raining frogs
( come again another day )
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-- That wasn't really the point.
It sort of sucked because he was already in the grocery store so he could've done all that stuff if he really wanted to. After all, most of the staff was busy with... y'know, running around screaming. Thing was, Romano was pretty much doing the same thing, so... yeah. As he ducked behind the freezer aisle, he could only wonder one thing.
Why the hell did this place have automatic doors?!
Then he heard a rather innocent 'ribbit' to his right. Romano slowly turned, eyes wide as he was greeted with the sight of the biggest frog he had ever seen. With very sharp teeth.
He fucking screamed.Though, if you listened ( ... )
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Luki, on the other hand, is just a bundle of laughs. She turns to Romano, a bit covered in blood herself, smiling the biggest of smiles.
"HI, MISTER. HAVE YOU SEEN THE FROGS AREN'TTHEYAMAZINGTHEY'RESOBIG I'VE NEVER SEEN FROGS SO BIG BEFORE."
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He spun to see some incredibly fuckin' strange girl, laughing and grinning as if this were the best thing to ever happen! And talking in a way that Romano could barely understand.
So he deduced that this girl was probably insane.
"Fuck," he uttered under his breath, glancing at the frogs tearing each other apart. But before he could actually react to this freak, he noticed another beastly frog preparing to leap at her back. Shouting incoherently, he made vague wild motions to indicate something behind her.
... he probably should've predicted that this girl was more than a match for these things, though.
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Luki just stared wide-eyed at Romano, expecting some kind of response. She was still giggling, and when he turned to watch her frog and that other one fight, she turned as well. That big, slightly creepy smile never left her face as she watched the blood fly and the frog meat tear ( ... )
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OW.
The momentum of the frog hitting him knocked him straight in the gut and knocked him to the ground, momentarily dazing both him and the unfortunate frog. Wheezing and blinking a few times, it took him a minute to realize that, yes, vicious man-eating frog was right on top of him.
With some more of his classic flailing, Romano shrieked yelled out in shock and kicked the frog away from him (which was still sort of disoriented, luckily enough).
"W-WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, YOU CRAZY BITCH?!", he shouted accusingly, though his attempt to sound angry was somewhat muddled by the shaken fear in his voice from that near-death experience. Romano picked himself up, trying not to look at the remains of frog guts behind them from where the two had ripped each other to their deaths. Ew.
OOC: NO NO It was totally clear!! Don't worry 'bout it! +__+ LOL I love Luki already.
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"You don't like frogs, mister?" was his only answer. She seemed about to say something else when the frog remnants poofed, along with the blood that she was practically covered in, briefly surrounding her in a cloud of smoke.
"Waagh!" After a few light coughs and the flailing of her arms to clear the smoke, she looked intently around, then to Romano, then down at herself.
"Hhhhhheeeeeeeeey, all the blood's gone."
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But then everything poofed in a cloud of smoke, like some sort of twisted fairy tale where some fruitcake of a prince would show up in place of the hideous creatures! (Though if you asked Romano, personally, he'd prefer a hot princess.)
Both fortunately and unfortunately, neither a prince nor a princess showed up when the smoke cleared.
After a moment, Romano blinked. "Is it over? Please tell me that's over," he practically pleaded with the universe, looking around skeptically. When he had confirmed that there were indeed no frogs left, he glanced at Luki with an uncomfortable look.
Well, this was awkward. What on earth do you say to a batshit insane little girl mourning the loss of killer frogs, anyways?
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"Comeonscaredypants!" she shouted, extending a small hand to Romano. She looked determined.
"Let's go find more frogs!"
She was determined to find more of them and, if possible, the ones that had just run away from them. It was a game of hide and go seek, now, and Luki loved to be it.
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And then she just had to speak again.
"Fuckin'--! We are not going after more frogs, you damn brat!!", he protested, eyes wide with a mixture of indignation and terror. However, he was starting to get the picture that his protests would probably have no effect. Dammit.
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Luki actually almost fell over when Romano used her to get up. That wasn't what she stuck her hand out for! She was an innocent and adorable little girl, not some kind of. Standing up pole.
It's a good thing that Luki currently prioritizes the location of more killer frogs, though, otherwise she'd certainly make a much larger deal out of Romano's weight and jerkiness.
"WHAT," she shouted, the instant he was up and voiced his disagreement with her plans.
"WE HAVE TO HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO GET FROGS IF WE DON'T GO GET THEM!?"
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"W-WHY THE HELL ARE WE TRYING TO GET THE FROGS ANYWAYS?!", he shouted back at her, because she seemed to just be SHOUTING everything in his face and it was actually sort of contagious. "THEY JUST TRIED TO FUCKIN' KILL US!! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GET THEM?!"
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When he had been hoping for something interesting to happen in Death City, he couldn't have ever guessed that it'd be something like a rain of frogs.
There was a blond guy he didn't recognize coming in. Axel smacked one frog aside, and turned to appraise the other.
"Might not want to stick around here unless you've got business, buddy."
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All that slicing and dicing made Axel think briefly of shiskebab.
"What do you need a kettle for?"
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