i'm going to californiaaa!

Jun 16, 2010 05:31

Characters: Excalibro [excali_fornia] (technically) and YOU.
Location: Nocturne Bazaar!
Rating: Eeeh, PG? PG-13? Depending on how deep into his tales he goes.
Time: Afternoon? On the first day.
Description: Excalibur has his own game booth at the festival! Have at it, citizens. Kesese.

--i mean. Death City. Yes. :V )

shibuya yuuri, merlin, daisukenojo "beat" bito, saber, alphonse elric, raenef, !event, arthur pendragon, junpei iori

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vctryatthedisco June 16 2010, 20:57:27 UTC
[What the hell is that. Junpei has no idea how to even react to it.]

...Dude, put on some pants.

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excali_fornia June 17 2010, 02:31:58 UTC
FOOL!

Is that a challenge?

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 02:41:18 UTC
Sure, why not, it's a challenge. I challenge you to put on some freaking pants!

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excali_fornia June 17 2010, 03:12:24 UTC
[Hmph!]

I have overcome many challenges in my day. Will you overcome this one, fool?

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 03:16:43 UTC
...What, putting on pants? Dude, I'm wearing pants already.

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1/2 excali_fornia June 17 2010, 04:37:24 UTC
FOOL! Pants have nothing to do with this task!

You will come and participate in this game! Unless..

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2/2 excali_fornia June 17 2010, 04:37:45 UTC
You would like to hear my legend?

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 04:40:44 UTC
Does your legend have anything to do with why you don't wear pants?

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I can spell B| excali_fornia June 17 2010, 04:59:35 UTC
FOOL! My legend began in the twelfth century. I was the head of many establishments, similar to the Nocturne Bazaar.

Among the events held at such establishments there was one in particular that generated almost infinite fame and fortune. This was.... a ballet. A ballet like no other! Composed by Reuental himself, this ballet was called....

12th Century Cure.

[Dramatic pause.]

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 06:14:08 UTC
So, like...you're a ballet dancer. Is that why you don't wear pants?

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excali_fornia June 17 2010, 06:55:06 UTC
[Still dramatic pausing. He's not even paying attention to you, Junpei.]

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 07:03:24 UTC
[Maybe it's a robot and it's broken. Maybe it needs to be kicked.]

...'Kay. Cool story, dude.

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excali_fornia June 17 2010, 10:46:57 UTC
Fool.

Do you see my hat? [he leans forward for emphasis.]

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vctryatthedisco June 17 2010, 19:24:32 UTC
Yep. It's a pretty fancy hat.

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excali_fornia June 20 2010, 01:40:22 UTC
What material do you think this hat is made from?

[very serious.]

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vctryatthedisco June 21 2010, 03:23:03 UTC
...Cloth? Cardboard?

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