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[couragemantra]

[ Somewhere around mid-day, Kurt turns on the video feed despite the fact that he's a little disheveled from all of his intense party planning an errand running and decorating and all that stuff. His hair's messy from the wind, his scarf isn't quite straight, and his cheeks are red from just coming inside from the cold

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[lets_go_partner]

Jeez, Kurt, why are you being such a dick about some girl's party?

[He has no idea. But he does know Kurt's being a total bitch. Not cool, bro.]

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[couragemantra]

{ RAWWWWWWWRRR THIS IS FOR YOU YOU IDIOT WHY DON'T YOU GET IT.

Kurt takes a deep breath before replying. ]

Because.

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[lets_go_partner]

[UHHHHH, that's not a very illuminating answer, pal.]

Because...?

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[couragemantra]

Yeah. Because. It doesn't make any sense and it's really inconvenient, okay? Lay off.

[ He throws up his hands dramatically. It's bitch-time o'clock in here. ]

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[lets_go_partner]

Whatever. I think you're being a total cockbite, though, just like...for the record. [Yosuke added, frowning. Two can play at this bitch time o'clock game.] When you stop getting your panties in a twist, you should apologize.

[Lord knows he's been on the other side of this conversation a million times, though that's not exactly what's on his mind right now...being the voice of reason is kinda cool! ...Even if he doesn't have much experience. At all.]

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[couragemantra]

To who? The girl throwing the other party? Give me a break, it's not like I know her. I can deal with a stranger hating my guts and ruining my life, it's not like that's new or anything.

[ Whine whine whine, still freaking out whether you call him a cockbite or not! ]

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[lets_go_partner]

Ruining. Your life.

[He's just going to repeat that back to you, dude. Let it marinate a little.]

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[couragemantra]

Yes!

[ Party-planning is his life, okay? He throws that back in your face, not caring to let it marinate one bit. ]

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[lets_go_partner]

Kurt.

[Look at your life. Look at your choices.]

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[couragemantra]

[ Look at your friend who is doing all these great things for you that you don't even know! ]

I'm not apologizing. I have a right to be mad, whether you see it or not.

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[lets_go_partner]

I really, really don't, dude. And if this girl sees this and gets her feelings hurt, I hope you feel like crap. [Hmph.]

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[couragemantra]

You'll understand at some point. [ On the day of the party. When your pants are blown straight off you you're so shocked and surprised and happy. Kurt can't help grumbling though. ] It's not like I'm being mean.

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[lets_go_partner]

[If Yosuke was at all an observant person, he might realize how alike they were in this respect. But considering he was especially unobservant, the similarity here didn't even cross his mind. And he proceeded to speak without even the slightest trace of intended irony.]

You're totally being mean. What if somebody told the entire city not to go to...I dunno, a party you were throwing? You'd be totally pissed. Like you said, you don't even know this chick.

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[couragemantra]

Any parties I throw are going to be a million times better and also more important. No one would dare to tell the whole city something like that!

[ But his tone makes it clear - he would pretty pissed, that's true. ]

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[lets_go_partner]

[Yosuke just stared for a beat, thoroughly irritated. He's never seen this side of Kurt before. Apparently everyone had a little Irrational Bitch in them, but he supposed it was better he learned about it now...]

Well. [Yosuke crossed his arms, looking almost defiant.] I think I'm going to check it out. I think a pool party in winter is funny and cool.

[Another beat, the kiss of death.]

Want to go with me?

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[couragemantra]

[ Kurt practically snarled. ]

No! And you can't go, I said to keep your evening open for that night. You can't go and then get all wet and smell like a pool and I can't go either, I have things I need to do and you're insane and I hate that someone else is throwing a part-

[ ...oh shit. Uh... ] A... party... uh, two weeks before my Christmas party! [ ...did that work? Oh god. ]