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[lyingragnarok]

[The first thing you might notice is that Vanille doesn't seem to be at home right now. She's actually in one of the backrooms at work, lounging about right now as she pushes some hair out of her face that's streaked with glitter.]There's been so many new people coming in that I figured I should do this before everyone gets confused, yeah? And for

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This is very informative. Thank you for your time. Glad to see I can get results somewhere

[ Snarking as usual. But she pauses... how can she put this delicately... ]

You work at a strip club?! [ She sounds offended ]

[lyingragnarok]

You're welcome! It didn't take too much time, most of it was already done anyway.

[She nods.]

Yup! Keeps me in shape, great tips, and it doesn't clash when I'm working at the clinic or training!

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It's a lot better than the clustered information I got when I arrived. It was hardly organized. [ She loves organization.

Huh. She never thought about it like that, though she wants to ask one honest question. ]

Doesn't it bother you in the slightest that they're objectifying you?!

[lyingragnarok]

Yeah, it gets kinda crazy with that! That's why Rise made this. She was good at organizing things.

[She shrugs.]

A little, but I also know I can kick their asses five ways to Sunday if they ever try anything! So it's kinda empowering, yeah?

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Was? How often are people sent home?

[ Tenten will respect her decision! She'd never strip, but she's certainly sold on the empowering part ]

You can't really argue that. Would you leave it if you found something better?

[lyingragnarok]

Um... there's really no set thing, ya know? Some people are sent home, some aren't ever, and some get sent home and then they come back.

[She laughs.]

Maybe! My partner was sent home, so I don't have a Meister anymore, so no missions until I find a new one. But I dunno! I have a lot of friends, and it's fun.

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So people are sent home at random. [ She looks a bit let down with this news. That means at any moment her team could just disappear and be left all alone. She doesn't sound too worried since she'll always be back home and therefore supporting them. She'll make sure to aid them totally. She doesn't want to lose them here, they're going home together! ]

2/3 WOOPS I LIED

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[ huh. Did she just say she's a weapon without a Meister.

Tenten loves weapons. Loves them. She polished hers everyday before they were taken. So seeing a person who knows what their weapon form is?! ...!!!!!!! TIME TO INVESTIGATE

Tenten's face turns soft.... ]

done;

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[ And then her face turned into this icon ]

So you're a weapon?! What's your weapon form?! I bet it's something cool like a scythe! Or tonfas! Or maybe a chain whip...

Maybe you're a fan!? That'd be so cool if you're a fan!! Back at home, I'm a weapons master. There isn't anything I can't wield! [ SHE. LOVES. WEAPONS. OKAY. ]

[lyingragnarok]

[Oh my god. She didn't expect that. She blinks at that and then grins.]

Um...I'm a binding rod, yeah?

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A binding rod? Is that something from your home? I've never heard of one before.

[ She's attentive and serious, yet she's still happy. ]

[lyingragnarok]

Yeah, it is! Um, it's got a handle, and then four antler type things that come out of the top. You have four wires that come out of the top, yeah? It works like a big fishing rod, you throw out the wires, catch your prey, and them slam them into the ground or a wall!

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Wow! That sounds really cool! I bet I could use it with no problem. I'm used to using string on my weapons. I usually tie them onto my projectiles so if I miss once I can just flick my wrist and send them again.

[ Okay, she's totally excited now. ]

Do the antler appendages go above the wires? Or is it the other way around?

[lyingragnarok]

[She hasn't had anyone excited about her weapon form. Everyone always gets put off when she describes it like a fishing rod; an advanced fishing rod, but a fishing rod anyway.]

The other way around! The wire comes out from them, they're tied in these little coils.

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[ Not Tenten! She always gets excited when it comes to weapons! ]

Do the antlers get tossed too though? I'll have to see it sometime!

[lyingragnarok]

No, the antlers just stay attacked to the base! Only the wires get thrown out, yeah? Maybe we can meet up during training one morning!