TWO. ( video )

[waitsforspring]

[ Hikaru's just hanging out on his couch with a cigarette, looking mildly thoughtful as he turns the feed on. This is kind of like blogging or something and he's not into that but he has an issue. ] I changed my mind. The whole weapon-wielding thing is kind of cool. Definitely like a video game.

[ that's not the issue though. he exhales and

Comments

[perfectobsessor]

Even having one option available is a complete waste of time.

[waitsforspring]

[ sheesh, what a tough crowd. ] Why's that?

[perfectobsessor]

Because you should be doing something useful instead, obviously!

[waitsforspring]

But I'm a working man! I do hard physical labor!

[perfectobsessor]

Then you should do some more.

[waitsforspring]

What? No way, I'll break my back or something.

[perfectobsessor]

Only if you're weak.

[waitsforspring]

What? No way! I'd like to see you do it all day, old man.

[perfectobsessor]

Some of us are designed for more intellectual pursuits.

[waitsforspring]

Well, so...what kinda guys do you think built all the bookshelves the intellectuals need?

[perfectobsessor]

Carpenters.

[waitsforspring]

Bingo. That's what I am! I build things.

[perfectobsessor]

So build more.

[waitsforspring]

What, do you have something that needs to be built?

[perfectobsessor]

There are many things that could be built here.

[waitsforspring]

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