003 ☆ Video
[ This isn't cheating, right? No, it's not. Because he's not directly asking and Saralegui didn't say he couldn't use clever methods to weed out the demons. Clever is a term that's used loosely when it comes to Chris. ]
Hey, guys. Your resident supergenius Chris is here and has a favor to ask. I made a questionnaire that's related to my own personal research, so if you could fill it out for me -- I'd appreciate it. I might even give you a pat on the back or let you hang out with me sometime because that's a pretty great honor.
[ Pause. ]
And actually, while I got this open -- who do I talk to about scheduling a viewing of BREW? I don't know if you guys are still doing that since it was stolen and all, but after everything I read up about it...I'd like to see the thing in person if you don't mind?
I guess that's it. I'll post up the questions, and you guys can get right to answering them. Thanks in advance! [ He peace signs and then switches to text. ]
A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONNAIRE
1.) Do you ever have the urge to destroy the world, burn down villages, or slaughter people? If yes, do you ever act on those impulses?
2.) Do you have an appetite for things that aren't considered food by normal standards? (i.e. blood, human babies, etc)
3.) What is your view on clerics?
4.) Do you have an aversion to holy magic? Or if there isn't magic in your world, holy items?
5.) Do you prefer the night? Why, do you have an aversion to the light or something?
6.) Are you in a position of power? If so, do you whip and beat your servants or belittle them?
7.) Could you use magic back home? If so, what kind? If it's dark magic, do people consider you evil?
8.) If there was an old woman crossing the road and a speeding vehicle was heading toward her, would you: a. run out and push her out of the way. b. yell really loud and hope she's just pretending that she has a hard time walking, so that she can run. c. laugh d. run out and push her into the truck
9.) Do people consider you evil or are you just misunderstood? Details are a must.
10.) In the past five years have you performed a ritual sacrifice, taken a bridal offering, used any magic where blood must be involved, bet on a horse race, or something along these lines? Please elaborate.
Hey, guys. Your resident supergenius Chris is here and has a favor to ask. I made a questionnaire that's related to my own personal research, so if you could fill it out for me -- I'd appreciate it. I might even give you a pat on the back or let you hang out with me sometime because that's a pretty great honor.
[ Pause. ]
And actually, while I got this open -- who do I talk to about scheduling a viewing of BREW? I don't know if you guys are still doing that since it was stolen and all, but after everything I read up about it...I'd like to see the thing in person if you don't mind?
I guess that's it. I'll post up the questions, and you guys can get right to answering them. Thanks in advance! [ He peace signs and then switches to text. ]
A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONNAIRE
1.) Do you ever have the urge to destroy the world, burn down villages, or slaughter people? If yes, do you ever act on those impulses?
2.) Do you have an appetite for things that aren't considered food by normal standards? (i.e. blood, human babies, etc)
3.) What is your view on clerics?
4.) Do you have an aversion to holy magic? Or if there isn't magic in your world, holy items?
5.) Do you prefer the night? Why, do you have an aversion to the light or something?
6.) Are you in a position of power? If so, do you whip and beat your servants or belittle them?
7.) Could you use magic back home? If so, what kind? If it's dark magic, do people consider you evil?
8.) If there was an old woman crossing the road and a speeding vehicle was heading toward her, would you: a. run out and push her out of the way. b. yell really loud and hope she's just pretending that she has a hard time walking, so that she can run. c. laugh d. run out and push her into the truck
9.) Do people consider you evil or are you just misunderstood? Details are a must.
10.) In the past five years have you performed a ritual sacrifice, taken a bridal offering, used any magic where blood must be involved, bet on a horse race, or something along these lines? Please elaborate.