[standing in front of the screen, with a triumphant grin on his face]
America: Ahahahahaha!!! You all laughed! You said I couldn't do it! Make my own partner! Well! It just goes to show you that it's Amer-I CAN, and not Amer-I CAN'T. Everyone! I present to you, my new Meister: ROBO-MERICA~!
Robo-merica: Ahahahahaha!
A: Once again, American ingenuity triumphs!!!
R: Ahahaha! America! Number One!!!!
A: Now, I know what you're all thinking out there: "Robots?! So scary!" A lot of people hold the false belief that robots are all secretly plotting world domination and to kill all humans, but that's an unfounded fear! I assure you that robots are actually a lot like whales! They're really f--
R: Kill all humans!
A: Huh?
R: Ahahaha! Kill all humans!
A: ...
R: Death to the human overlords!
A: .....
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.......................................Hahehehe... N- not only is he a great partner, he also has a great sense of humor...!
R: All non-American units must be destroyed immediately! America Number One!!! Destroy all--
[America pushes Robo-merica off screen]
A: Eh!? heheh! ER...! Hey! SO! YOKO!!! Are you... out there? Uh!!! Can you uh... [robomerica is trying to get back into view, he's saying more scary things...]
There are some... decals that I need for Robo-merica's positron cannon... to make it look cool... Could you uh... come over to the building I'm keeping Robo-merica in while I... fix this little kink here... Nothing to see here people!!!! All under-
[connection clicks off]