No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner~

Oct 01, 2009 00:21

[standing in front of the screen, with a triumphant grin on his face]



America:  Ahahahahaha!!! You all laughed! You said I couldn't do it! Make my own partner! Well! It just goes to show you that it's Amer-I CAN, and not Amer-I CAN'T. Everyone! I present to you, my new Meister: ROBO-MERICA~!



Robo-merica: Ahahahahaha!

A: Once again, American ingenuity triumphs!!!


R: Ahahaha! America! Number One!!!!

A: Now, I know what you're all thinking out there: "Robots?! So scary!" A lot of people hold the false belief that robots are all secretly plotting world domination and to kill all humans, but that's an unfounded fear! I assure you that robots are actually a lot like whales! They're really f--



R: Kill all humans!



A: Huh?



R: Ahahaha! Kill all humans!



A: ...



R: Death to the human overlords!



A: .....

................
.......................................Hahehehe... N- not only is he a great partner, he also has a great sense of humor...!



R: All non-American units must be destroyed immediately! America Number One!!! Destroy all--


[America pushes Robo-merica off screen]

A: Eh!? heheh! ER...! Hey! SO! YOKO!!! Are you... out there? Uh!!! Can you uh... [robomerica is trying to get back into view, he's saying more scary things...]
There are some... decals that I need for Robo-merica's positron cannon... to make it look cool... Could you uh... come over to the building I'm keeping Robo-merica in while I... fix this little kink here... Nothing to see here people!!!! All under-

[connection clicks off]

c: ludwig (germany), c: feliciano vargas (north italy), c: apollo justice, alfred f. jones (america), c: sonic the hedgehog, c: winry rockbell, c: yoko ritona, c: yuu kanda, c: alfred f. jones (america), c: matthew williams (canada), c: doumeki shizuka, c: bumblebee, c: heine rammsteiner, c: miranda lotto, c: zenjirou kasai, c: kazuma mikura

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