[Sup. Zee's outside somewhere, with an indiscernible book in hand, lounging on the grass. She's rockin' the badass look today, leather jacket and awesome aviators included. You might also notice
DAT ASS.]
Hey. For those of you who don't know me, I'm Zatanna. I was here about two, three months ago and I worked almost exclusively as a magician -- [NOT A WITCH, GUYS. NOT A WITCH. Been there, done that.] -- during this time and... I was wondering if anyone had any experience as an entertainment manager or agent? If so, we can work from there.
But, uh... until then, if anyone has an opening, I'm more than proficient, knowledgeable, or skilled with: cooking and baking (my specialty is vegetarian food), rare esoteric and fantastical texts, lending a considerate ear, and beating the tar out of people with more than a hundred different fighting styles. [She now takes off her sunglasses, YEAAAAAAAAAH.] I also like long walks on the beach and proto-punk music.