001: [ Video ]
[The feed turns on, and Bro's got he video propped onto something or other as he talks into it. He's got the light to his back so all you may see is an outline of a HELLACIOUSLY AWESOME DUDE toting some MEAN IRONIC EYEWEAR, though he is sadly sans katana and sans puppet.
There's silence for a few moments, before Bro speaks up.]
Hell hath no fury like a man deprived of his goddamn plush rumps. The hell is this joint, and where is my horde of bubbly baby-birthing buttocks to greet my shinin' face when I get back in the mornings.
Not to mention that a man is naked without his goddamn katana-- I got one noble scepter in my pants, but I gotta get my other one. It's a liiiiiiittle more lethal. Just a little.
[A beat.]
Also, kids're bein' cagey with the deets: the hell is going on in this war, anyway. Information tour went right over my head, don't even pretend like it didn't go right over yours.
There's silence for a few moments, before Bro speaks up.]
Hell hath no fury like a man deprived of his goddamn plush rumps. The hell is this joint, and where is my horde of bubbly baby-birthing buttocks to greet my shinin' face when I get back in the mornings.
Not to mention that a man is naked without his goddamn katana-- I got one noble scepter in my pants, but I gotta get my other one. It's a liiiiiiittle more lethal. Just a little.
[A beat.]
Also, kids're bein' cagey with the deets: the hell is going on in this war, anyway. Information tour went right over my head, don't even pretend like it didn't go right over yours.