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[The feed comes on to a view best described as WAY TOO CLOSE, as Travis is holding the device almost as if he's gonna make out with the screen. Eventually he pulls it away, turning it around in hand and possibly making half the people watching this sick by extension]
I wonder what this button do...wait is it on?
[CHANGE OF PLANS! He's going to hold the device level. Then put it down. Then cough awkwardly.
It's awfully silent right about now. He should say someth-]
So. War. Huh, what is it good for, absolut...you know what, no. Way too easy a pop culture reference to go in with. Lemme see here, I need...OH!
[Clears his throat]
War.
War never changes.
Fuck yeah, that's more like it! Now we can begin. Alright, I'll be honest. I got no problem gearing the fuck up to fight a war. Sounds fun frankly, and it just so happens that the Wonderfuck Deus Ex Machina-o-Matic picked me up from a particularly resolved point and time. Kinda handy, now that I think about it, although fuck if I'm not happy about missing out on my epilogue. Oh well, later days.
Also, random thought, but is anyone else surprised that Nevada's got yet another place with a negative name? Sin City, Death Valley, Area 51...I mean really. It's just kinda sad now.
Anyways, I just got one big question. As it stands, I'm all ready to fight, but I can't quite yet. Cause you see, that thing fucked up my application, put me down as a Weapon instead of a Meister. Now I get war can be pretty hectic, especially in the administration department, but I gotta get this resolved. I can't go from epic protagonist to magical talking sword or...whatever...you know?
So yeah. Sup bitches, and where do I go for my class change? And that? That seems like it ought to cover everything. Cool.
I wonder what this button do...wait is it on?
[CHANGE OF PLANS! He's going to hold the device level. Then put it down. Then cough awkwardly.
It's awfully silent right about now. He should say someth-]
So. War. Huh, what is it good for, absolut...you know what, no. Way too easy a pop culture reference to go in with. Lemme see here, I need...OH!
[Clears his throat]
War.
War never changes.
Fuck yeah, that's more like it! Now we can begin. Alright, I'll be honest. I got no problem gearing the fuck up to fight a war. Sounds fun frankly, and it just so happens that the Wonderfuck Deus Ex Machina-o-Matic picked me up from a particularly resolved point and time. Kinda handy, now that I think about it, although fuck if I'm not happy about missing out on my epilogue. Oh well, later days.
Also, random thought, but is anyone else surprised that Nevada's got yet another place with a negative name? Sin City, Death Valley, Area 51...I mean really. It's just kinda sad now.
Anyways, I just got one big question. As it stands, I'm all ready to fight, but I can't quite yet. Cause you see, that thing fucked up my application, put me down as a Weapon instead of a Meister. Now I get war can be pretty hectic, especially in the administration department, but I gotta get this resolved. I can't go from epic protagonist to magical talking sword or...whatever...you know?
So yeah. Sup bitches, and where do I go for my class change? And that? That seems like it ought to cover everything. Cool.