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[SUDDENLY, THERE IS A PRUSSIA FACE UP IN YOUR BUSINESS.
When he stepped back from the screen, France was in his clutches!! Or that Prussia had his metal limb around France's shoulders anyway.]
WE'RE GOING TO BEGIN AN ADVENTURE.
[ France doesn't mind being handled by Prussia. Of course, he has an arm around him too, and uses it to kind of push himself more into view. ]
Because it's about time this city got some more class. Non?
By providing beer! [CLASSY.]
...No, we aren't to the beer part yet.
Oh. [pauses and thinks about it] Oh yeah! I came up with the greatest plan ever! Tomate's Telegram and Delivery! For a good price, we'll send gifts and telegrams for you... while singing!! My voice is pretty awesome, right? Right?
But mine is even better, so you don't have to worry about that. [ preening look ] If you want to be romantic and send flowers or presents to someone special, there is no better place to turn than the connoisseur of love! And .... [ well he doesn't know what Prussia is... ] And.... Prussia too. [ grope ]
And beer! This is the beer part! We'll sell beer at night because I love beer! [wait, why am I being groped]
[ 'cause it feels nice and France loves you. ] What he means is, at night it will be more like a tavern. It's no shallow compliment when I say that this guy actually knows what he's doing when it comes to that.
SO YOU ALL SHOULD COME EVERYDAY AND BUY STUFF, KESESE! I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH... [I'm gonna punch you with love, jsyk.] How do you start a business here anyway...
[ punching me only makes me want mooooooore ] Well that's obvious! We.... find an empty shop, or maybe not even empty -- just one that's stupid, and then we conquer it.
HEAR THAT, DEATH CITY? WE'RE GOING TO BE CONQUERING SOME OF YOUR REGIONS, KESESESESE!! JUST YOU WAIT!!
[Citizens]
I'll deliver you each something for free once we start it off, kesese...
[England]
Oi, you! Oi, you! Answer, answer! Are you busy?
[West]
I can deliver while walking the dogs, don't you worry! They can help me sing!
When he stepped back from the screen, France was in his clutches!! Or that Prussia had his metal limb around France's shoulders anyway.]
WE'RE GOING TO BEGIN AN ADVENTURE.
[ France doesn't mind being handled by Prussia. Of course, he has an arm around him too, and uses it to kind of push himself more into view. ]
Because it's about time this city got some more class. Non?
By providing beer! [CLASSY.]
...No, we aren't to the beer part yet.
Oh. [pauses and thinks about it] Oh yeah! I came up with the greatest plan ever! Tomate's Telegram and Delivery! For a good price, we'll send gifts and telegrams for you... while singing!! My voice is pretty awesome, right? Right?
But mine is even better, so you don't have to worry about that. [ preening look ] If you want to be romantic and send flowers or presents to someone special, there is no better place to turn than the connoisseur of love! And .... [ well he doesn't know what Prussia is... ] And.... Prussia too. [ grope ]
And beer! This is the beer part! We'll sell beer at night because I love beer! [wait, why am I being groped]
[ 'cause it feels nice and France loves you. ] What he means is, at night it will be more like a tavern. It's no shallow compliment when I say that this guy actually knows what he's doing when it comes to that.
SO YOU ALL SHOULD COME EVERYDAY AND BUY STUFF, KESESE! I'LL EVEN GIVE YOU AN AUTOGRAPH... [I'm gonna punch you with love, jsyk.] How do you start a business here anyway...
[ punching me only makes me want mooooooore ] Well that's obvious! We.... find an empty shop, or maybe not even empty -- just one that's stupid, and then we conquer it.
HEAR THAT, DEATH CITY? WE'RE GOING TO BE CONQUERING SOME OF YOUR REGIONS, KESESESESE!! JUST YOU WAIT!!
[Citizens]
I'll deliver you each something for free once we start it off, kesese...
[England]
Oi, you! Oi, you! Answer, answer! Are you busy?
[West]
I can deliver while walking the dogs, don't you worry! They can help me sing!