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[Playing around with the SC during a conversation, Erotica ends up turning it on. You can see her talking to her boss.] I know it was my fault and I’m all to blame, however, I didn’t have a choice in the matter at the time. So I really don’t see why you’ve to fire me after that small incident.
Small? You punched a customer! Who wants a stripper that punches costumers, Erotica?!
A masochist? [boss crosses his arms] At least I’m physical? [Not amused boss stares at her and she coughs a little] You know I’m a great stripper, you’ve seen the customer’s faces every time I thrust my crotch in the air, shake my ass and stroke that pole! I can-
Yes, I got it. But the point is, the customers are afraid of you.
Why don’t I wear a wig? They were drunk, it was dark, and all they remember are my breast, ass and hair.
And your name!
Fine, don’t call for “Erotica Jones” on stage. Call for… Kathy… [sees lamp] Lamp… [sees chair] chair… [sees wall] wall… ner… stein.
“Kathy Lampchairwallnerstein”. [boss crosses arms with a “are you an idiot” look]
[STRIPP SIGHS AND DOES A WHY-YOU-MAKE-ME-DO-THIS LOOK] … Kathy Dildo?
…Perfect! You shall be the beautiful brunette “Kathy Dildo”. Welcome aboard again! Go undress. And get a brunette wig! [he leaves oh so very pleased]
[Stripp looks at her communicator now. OH SHI-it was on. She looks surprised there, but ends up simply sighing as in “fuck my life” sigh] Great stage name, isn't it? [turns feed off]
Small? You punched a customer! Who wants a stripper that punches costumers, Erotica?!
A masochist? [boss crosses his arms] At least I’m physical? [Not amused boss stares at her and she coughs a little] You know I’m a great stripper, you’ve seen the customer’s faces every time I thrust my crotch in the air, shake my ass and stroke that pole! I can-
Yes, I got it. But the point is, the customers are afraid of you.
Why don’t I wear a wig? They were drunk, it was dark, and all they remember are my breast, ass and hair.
And your name!
Fine, don’t call for “Erotica Jones” on stage. Call for… Kathy… [sees lamp] Lamp… [sees chair] chair… [sees wall] wall… ner… stein.
“Kathy Lampchairwallnerstein”. [boss crosses arms with a “are you an idiot” look]
[STRIPP SIGHS AND DOES A WHY-YOU-MAKE-ME-DO-THIS LOOK] … Kathy Dildo?
…Perfect! You shall be the beautiful brunette “Kathy Dildo”. Welcome aboard again! Go undress. And get a brunette wig! [he leaves oh so very pleased]
[Stripp looks at her communicator now. OH SHI-it was on. She looks surprised there, but ends up simply sighing as in “fuck my life” sigh] Great stage name, isn't it? [turns feed off]