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[manofsparkle]

[video - a large man with a blonde mustache and one single curl on his otherwise bald head appears. Tears stream down his face and - is that a pink sparkle next to his head?I have heard of your struggles, dear citizens of Death City! You shall toil under the fear and terror of these witches no longer! I, ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, WILL USE ALL OF MY

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[underjet]

... Seems like you've... got a lot of strength, man.

Er. Kudos.

[manofsparkle]

Yes! I have the strength handed down through generations of the Armstrong family!

[underjet]

How many generations is that?

[manofsparkle]

The Armstrong family has a long and prestigious history! Our heritage stretches back through the very history of Amestris!

[[ooc: I'm afraid canon never says how many generations this is...so, if Kazuma presses, I'll just make up a number. XD]]

[underjet]

That's a... long time.

So, uh, do you work for the government or something?

[manofsparkle]

[standing to attention] I am Major Armstrong, of the Amestrian military. [normally Alex would introduce himself as a State Alchemist...but it seems he hasn't decide to divulge that, for one reason or another...]

[underjet]

Major?

Oh. Wow. You been... at it a long time?

[manofsparkle]

I have served with the Amestrian military for many years.

[underjet]

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