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[50starhero]

[The bruised and battered face of an AMERICA appears waaaaaaay too close up to the screen of the SC as he rests on his stomach. He is mumbling something. Or whining. In fact-! He is doing both of those things.] This is so frigging embarassing. I can't even-!

-THIS WAS THE WORST HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!

First Yoko’s not there to enjoy getting candy with me

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[notexcalibur]

[grunts, but remains where he is. he can't move his leg...]

D... Did you just... call me a woolly mammoth?

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[50starhero]

Yes! Yes, I did!

I'm really frustrated right now! And I have to remind myself that they're furry, because my vision is going a little blurry and they are starting to look like candy bars right now you jerk.

[frantically waves his good working leg around, trying to reach over far enough the nudge-kick England... but failing :( ]

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[notexcalibur]

You're not... making any sense... [closing his eyes now. he's so weary. if only they could have made it to the clinic themselves] Not like you ever make sense.

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[50starhero]

...Hey. [tries to raise his head a bit] Hey, England?

Don't-

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[stalwartcane]

Sir! [SHOCK, HORROR, not pleased Watson. But he looks pale and pretty tired, too.]

Are you both all right? Is-- Is England--

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[50starhero]

[endearing Great Mouse Detective sidekick guy! oh thank goodness....] You! Watson! That's your name!

Stay on the line! He went to sleep! He always does this...

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[stalwartcane]

[That is not a mouse, that is a mousetache.]

Yes, sir, it's Watson. And... asleep? Can you move? I cannot leave the clinic myself, but I will send someone to fetch you.

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[50starhero]

Asleep! [said in a 'can you friggin believe that??' kind of voice]

...Or just unconscious.

And I don't think I could manage it for very long. I couldn't carry him. [nudges head towards that sleeping jerk who fell asleep on him] That's for sure.

But, like I said, we'll be fine for a while. We're pretty tough.. [in spite of how spirited his voice sounds, he's looking like nap time might just take him any second now himself;;;]

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[littlestcommie]

Oh for fuck's sake, I didn't think this mess could get any worse and then you open your goddamn mouth. Crawl into the fuckin' bed and die, why don't you? Least things'd be quiet while they all go to hell.

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[50starhero]

Oh hey there Perez. I see you decided to go as an ANNOYING PRICK for Halloween this year! From far away I almost mistook you for a FATASS.

[ffff- he's actually really embarrassed about Cuba seeing him like this ok.]

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[littlestcommie]

I'm over here. Pull your face away from the mirror for a few seconds and turn around, dumbass. I don't even celebrate this piss poor excuse for a holiday, though I guess it ain't a surprise your head is too far up your own ass to notice.

[Cuba is unimpressed. leave it to America to get bashed in on a kiddie holiday, even one that just turned homicidal]

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[50starhero]

[If it weren't for all of his broken and worn out limbs, this would be just another usual conversation with Cuba. Nothing special. Groan. America lets his forehead fall forward to rest against the keyboard.]

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[Peeks back up again... Oh! But what's this strange emotion on his face???] Cuba? Hey. If I don't make it tonight, there's uh. Something I want you to know. Just in case....